Hilarious Reviews Of Hideous Walmart Dress Shoes

These are, truly, the ugliest men's dress shoes I've ever seen.

They cost 119 fucking dollars. Description: "Alluring square toe slip-on with charming detail and design. A must have for your dress collection this season."

And, there are exactly five reviews of the shoes. #1...

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And, #5...