Of Grand Haven, Michigan.

Perfect line for this summer.

That's fresh.

We'll excuse the lack of an apostrophe.

"Rod Peeler" of Winnipeg.

"You're in my heart, you're in my soul, that's why — I NEVER SLEEP."

That's a great deal.

And, employing a robot (OK, mechanized mannequin) to wiggle your sign back and forth — brilliant.

Via the UK.

Very nice tagline.

Manhattan Mini-Storage stays current, kicking Elisabeth Hasselbeck in the ass on her way out.

Last month's ad was perfect.

I cannot argue with your logic, Pointer shoes.

I'm more apt to trust you because of your modesty.

Plus, you avoid legal challenges.

Very nice.

Tell it, Brian, tell it.

I believe them.