The Worst Collection Of First World Problems Ever Assembled

Oh, the privileged suffering.

1. Public Hand Sanitizer...

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Via Flickr: tonyabasolo

3. I Have Much More Pocket Lint Now That I Drop Off My Laundry.

Via upload.wikimedia.org

4. WELL...SHIT.

5.

Via Flickr: 72571015@N03

6. All The Big Spoons Are Dirty, So Now I Have To Use A Little Spoon To Eat My Cereal And It's Gonna Take FOREVER.

Via Flickr: gummypiglet

7. Starbucks Addicts Are The Saddest...

Via Flickr: actor212

In the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy, as Manhattan slowly re-opened for business, these people actually complained because this Starbucks wouldn't open before they had enough workers — people who couldn't make it in because much of the subway system was still shutdown.

Via: Flickr.

8. The Office Cleaning Person Doesn't Put The Trash Cans Back Where They Were.

Via Flickr: 91452899@N06

9. Maybe I Could RESEAL The Bag With My Glue Gun.

Via quickmeme.com

10. Here's One From Yesteryear...

Via dailydawdle.com

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Via Flickr: irons

12. Oh GOD, The Humanity.

Via Flickr: isabeliaherrera

13. The PERFECT First World Gift...

Via Flickr: szlwzl

14. THERE'S NOT AN EQUAL DISTRIBUTION OF THE THREE COLORS IN MY TRI-COLOR WAGON WHEEL PASTA.

Via Flickr: cookbookman

15. So Depressing. Where's My Bong?

Via quickmeme.com

16. Non-Matching Tupperware :-(

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17. Getting a 50" TV Home In A Convertible.

Via Flickr: frankreidjr

18. "My Lamborghini Aventador is too low for drive thru..."

Via i.imgur.com

19. EVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE...

Via Flickr: amzorbas

20. And, Tiger Woods' New First World Problem Takes The Cake.

"My yacht is parked right behind my ex-wife's new boyfriend's yacht — which is nine feet longer than mine, AND has its own submarine."

Via: Gawker.

And, here's the previous round of — Privileged Human Suffering.