1. Out of nowhere…NINJA CAT!
2. How many sproings do you count?
3. Ah, love (I thought for sure something very bad was about to happen).
4. I got a bone, I don’t give a fuck.
6. UPDATE: we had to add this one. How to get a cat out of the bag back into the bag.
- ISIS has claimed responsibility for a bombing that killed at least 80 people in Afghanistan Saturday.
- Hillary Clinton made her debut with VP pick Tim Kaine, who dipped into Spanish and spoke on support for immigration reform and gun control.
- The gunman who killed at least 10 people at a Munich, Germany mall was an 18-year-old "obsessed" with mass shootings, police said.