Damn kids, let em try to rifle through my purse now.
Translation: NO PASSING ON EITHER SIDE.
Santa Claus is coming to town…on a T-84.
If I disguise my car as a wall, I won’t get a ticket.
If it runs, I sits.
What? It’s code.
Mule Variations (h/t Tom Waits).
Crazy Evgeny—his prices are iNsANe!
Uh, football shin guards?
In new Russia, men still bread winners.
I HAVE NO IDEA.
Yeah, does this bus go to Beryozovsky?
- A second wave of bomb threats sent to Jewish community centers brought the number of locations threatened on Monday to 29.
- Trump accused Barack Obama of organizing recent protests against him and leaking information from the White House to the press.
- Accounting firm PricewaterhouseCoopers fessed up to the Oscars oops that caused "La La Land" to be named best picture instead of "Moonlight."
- Elon Musk announced that his SpaceX company will send two tourists around the moon by 2018 🚀🌝