Damn kids, let em try to rifle through my purse now.
Translation: NO PASSING ON EITHER SIDE.
Santa Claus is coming to town…on a T-84.
If I disguise my car as a wall, I won’t get a ticket.
If it runs, I sits.
What? It’s code.
Mule Variations (h/t Tom Waits).
Crazy Evgeny—his prices are iNsANe!
Uh, football shin guards?
In new Russia, men still bread winners.
I HAVE NO IDEA.
Yeah, does this bus go to Beryozovsky?
- Fans of Donald Trump say Bill Clinton's past indiscretions are fair game at the next debate.