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"Brick/rock through your windshield" is popular, but so, so expected. These people need to hire me. I'd give them creative causticity.
The added-on handwritten note tells me you're not up to it.
Proactive citizen speaks for all "the people of New York."
Pink paper, + "p.s. you rock" = more sleepless nights.
Very Passive-Aggressive. Still, he of course slips in the "rock/brick—windshield" comment.
Move to Canada? Please.
Not afraid to be service-y.
So pissed off, he/she couldn't think/write right.
The alarm isn't "dumb" but you are.
Hey Douchebag Cunt, they have your VIN#! I'm sure you're shaking with fear.
"Die in a Fire" is decent. But the cute sketch tells the person you're not serious.
Oooooh, menacing via Sharpie.
ALL the windows. COMMITMENT. This is the best of the lot. I almost believe him.
Non-specific threats show weakness of will.
Note gang-banging probably just makes him feel loved.