1. nextround.net The added-on handwritten note tells me you're not up to it. 2. funamillion.com Proactive citizen speaks for all "the people of New York." 3. worleygig.com Pink paper, + "p.s. you rock" = more sleepless nights. 4. Flickr: seantubridy Very Passive-Aggressive. Still, he of course slips in the "rock/brick—windshield" comment. 5. Flickr: seacase Move to Canada? Please. 6. Flickr: anniegreenley Not afraid to be service-y. 7. Flickr: gizmoni So pissed off, he/she couldn't think/write right. 8. Flickr: mdent The alarm isn't "dumb" but you are. 9. Flickr: 25914122@N02 Hey Douchebag Cunt, they have your VIN#! I'm sure you're shaking with fear. 10. newyorkshitty.com "Die in a Fire" is decent. But the cute sketch tells the person you're not serious. 11. thetender.us Oooooh, menacing via Sharpie. 12. newyorkshitty.com ALL the windows. COMMITMENT. This is the best of the lot. I almost believe him. 13. Flickr: cubanlinks Non-specific threats show weakness of will. 14. Flickr: a_sorense Note gang-banging probably just makes him feel loved.