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14 Ineffective Car Alarm Notes

"Brick/rock through your windshield" is popular, but so, so expected. These people need to hire me. I'd give them creative causticity.

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The added-on handwritten note tells me you're not up to it.
nextround.net

The added-on handwritten note tells me you're not up to it.

2.

Proactive citizen speaks for all "the people of New York."
funamillion.com

Proactive citizen speaks for all "the people of New York."

3.

Pink paper, + "p.s. you rock" = more sleepless nights.
worleygig.com

Pink paper, + "p.s. you rock" = more sleepless nights.

4.

Very Passive-Aggressive. Still, he of course slips in the "rock/brick—windshield" comment.
Flickr: seantubridy

Very Passive-Aggressive. Still, he of course slips in the "rock/brick—windshield" comment.

5.

Move to Canada? Please.
Flickr: seacase

Move to Canada? Please.

6.

Not afraid to be service-y.
Flickr: anniegreenley

Not afraid to be service-y.

7.

So pissed off, he/she couldn't think/write right.
Flickr: gizmoni

So pissed off, he/she couldn't think/write right.

8.

The alarm isn't "dumb" but you are.
Flickr: mdent

The alarm isn't "dumb" but you are.

9.

Hey Douchebag Cunt, they have your VIN#! I'm sure you're shaking with fear.
Flickr: 25914122@N02

Hey Douchebag Cunt, they have your VIN#! I'm sure you're shaking with fear.

10.

"Die in a Fire" is decent. But the cute sketch tells the person you're not serious.
newyorkshitty.com

"Die in a Fire" is decent. But the cute sketch tells the person you're not serious.

11.

Oooooh, menacing via Sharpie.
thetender.us

Oooooh, menacing via Sharpie.

12.

ALL the windows. COMMITMENT. This is the best of the lot. I almost believe him.
newyorkshitty.com

ALL the windows. COMMITMENT. This is the best of the lot. I almost believe him.

13.

Non-specific threats show weakness of will.
Flickr: cubanlinks

Non-specific threats show weakness of will.

14.

Note gang-banging probably just makes him feel loved.
Flickr: a_sorense

Note gang-banging probably just makes him feel loved.

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