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    May 22, 2012

    14 Ineffective Car Alarm Notes

    "Brick/rock through your windshield" is popular, but so, so expected. These people need to hire me. I'd give them creative causticity.

    1.

    nextround.net

    The added-on handwritten note tells me you're not up to it.

    2.

    funamillion.com

    Proactive citizen speaks for all "the people of New York."

    3.

    worleygig.com

    Pink paper, + "p.s. you rock" = more sleepless nights.

    4.

    Flickr: seantubridy

    Very Passive-Aggressive. Still, he of course slips in the "rock/brick—windshield" comment.

    5.

    Flickr: seacase

    Move to Canada? Please.

    6.

    Flickr: anniegreenley

    Not afraid to be service-y.

    7.

    Flickr: gizmoni

    So pissed off, he/she couldn't think/write right.

    8.

    Flickr: mdent

    The alarm isn't "dumb" but you are.

    9.

    Flickr: 25914122@N02

    Hey Douchebag Cunt, they have your VIN#! I'm sure you're shaking with fear.

    10.

    newyorkshitty.com

    "Die in a Fire" is decent. But the cute sketch tells the person you're not serious.

    11.

    thetender.us

    Oooooh, menacing via Sharpie.

    12.

    newyorkshitty.com

    ALL the windows. COMMITMENT. This is the best of the lot. I almost believe him.

    13.

    Flickr: cubanlinks

    Non-specific threats show weakness of will.

    14.

    Flickr: a_sorense

    Note gang-banging probably just makes him feel loved.

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