3. Uh huh-huh. Unauthorized Beavis & Butt-Head selling dumplings in Russia.
4. Gourmet Cuisine’s beef with stroganoff sauce. It looks like pieces of crap taking craps.
8. Japanese condom packaging, targeting 10-year-olds, I presume. Kit Sack!
9. Evil Clown brand generic cheese puffs.
10. Via a bodega on the Lower East Side of NYC.
11. Via a meat case in Amsterdam. This was being done to relay that the killed animals had a better life. The Teddy Bears were placed in all the beef and pork packages. Try explaining this to the kids.
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