Buzz·Posted on Feb 26, 201311 Wonderfully Violent Soviet Work Safety PostersIn Soviet Russia, machines worked you. With translations.by copyranterBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Translation: "Beware of buffers"I don't want to see the next frame of this accident. 2. Translation: "Hide your hair" 3. Translation: "Do not open the lid of the thresher until the machine comes to a full stop"Yeah, I think I'll pass on the thresher job. 4. Translation: "Do not remove belt drive with your foot"This one seems like common sense. 5. Translation: "Do not walk under the transmission shaft"He's about to become a human pretzel. 6. Translation: "Do not leave anything loose on the scaffold"Seems to be an overly bloody representation of the accident. 7. Translation: "I was drunk at work!"Now, I am drunk at home. 8. Translation (loose): "Hey, scatterbrain, don’t cripple your friends!" 9. Translation: "Be careful with pitchforks"The pitchforkee is pretty calm, under the circumstances. 10. Translation: "Do not check for electricity with your fingers" But we all do it. 11. Translation: "Guard the end of a machine shaft"Back to "0" days since our last accident. All posters via English Russia.Thanks to my Russian friend Ani for the translations.