Titled: “Enjoyment For Three”
I believe I am breaking several laws by posting this photo.
Title: “Angry old man only wearing cut off jean shorts”
He’s not that old, or angry. He is creepy as all get out, though.
Shutterstock notes: “This image would be suitable for Mothers Day concepts.”
YEAH, IN Virtual HELL.
Via Getty Images:
Title: “Man holding vacuum hose to pants crotch, low section”
Title: “Desperate woman sniffing cocaine.”
And, “eating breakfast.” You forgot that part, Thinkstock.
“Furious Mature Adult.”
He is none of those three things.
“Pretty young Asian woman in underwear and rubber boots holding typewriter.”
FINALLY, an accurate description.
Title: “Woman with decoration of Cancer.”
Those are not crabs.
Title: “Terrible Man”
…with bright white teeth who is not a vampire.
Just in time for Easter…
- Donald Trump's campaign chief Stephen Bannon said "he doesn't like Jews," according to his ex-wife.
- Federal health officials have called for nationwide testing of all blood donations for the Zika virus.
- The judge under fire for his sentencing of former Stanford Swimmer Brock Turner also went easy on another student athlete.