“Rich people on holidays”
” Euthanasia: Should we kill handicapped Christmas turkeys?”
“Can we tan without sun?”
“What happens to baby seals that survive massacres? They grow up to be big jerks.”
“Is hair obscene?”
“Unemployed! Breed bees.”
“The blessed virgin: I had an abortion!”
“No, the flu is not contagious!”
“For a more humane death penalty: the chainsaw”
- It's time: Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump will face off tonight at 9 p.m. ET in the first of three US presidential debates.
- Inside the final days of the FARC, Colombia's 50-year-old rebel group, which is on the verge of signing a peace treaty with the government.
- Golf legend Arnold Palmer has died at 87. Known as "The King," his unusual style and charisma changed the game.