“Rich people on holidays”
” Euthanasia: Should we kill handicapped Christmas turkeys?”
“Can we tan without sun?”
“What happens to baby seals that survive massacres? They grow up to be big jerks.”
“Is hair obscene?”
“Unemployed! Breed bees.”
“The blessed virgin: I had an abortion!”
“No, the flu is not contagious!”
“For a more humane death penalty: the chainsaw”
- An earthquake that struck central Italy Wednesday has killed at least 73 people, officials say. 150 people are still missing.
- Turkish forces have launched an offensive to help Syrian rebels take the border town of Jarabulus from ISIS and keep it out of Kurdish hands.
- And Donald Trump has often claimed to be "the largest real estate developer in New York." He isn't.