“Rich people on holidays”
” Euthanasia: Should we kill handicapped Christmas turkeys?”
“Can we tan without sun?”
“What happens to baby seals that survive massacres? They grow up to be big jerks.”
“Is hair obscene?”
“Unemployed! Breed bees.”
“The blessed virgin: I had an abortion!”
“No, the flu is not contagious!”
“For a more humane death penalty: the chainsaw”
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