10 Horribly Painful Advertising Puns

    This is Punishing.

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    by copyranter

    BuzzFeed Staff

    1. Seat

    Via fuckyeahadvertisingpuns.tumblr.com

    That...word makes me want to strangle someone.

    2. Browhaus

    On the London Tube.

    Browhaus is your "one-stop brow and lash grooming salon."
    Any pun that both makes me mispronounce a word and uncomfortably makes me wish I was getting orally satisfied, deserves massive scorn.

    3. H.I.S shirts

    That line isn't just flirtin' with disaster,
    it's ass-fucking it.

    4. India Pale Ales

    Via fuckyeahadvertisingpuns.tumblr.com

    Ouch x 2.
    Two breweries, both hopped up on stupid balls.
    Which one is more painful?

    5. Kodak

    Via fuckyeahadvertisingpuns.tumblr.com

    Royally awful.

    6. UPS

    Via fuckyeahadvertisingpuns.tumblr.com

    La-Dreck.

    7. Washington Mutual

    The bank is no more.
    I think this ad is what killed them.

    8. Budweiser

    Via fuckyeahadvertisingpuns.tumblr.com

    Bud placed this awful ad in January 2009.
    They spelled "Inaugural" wrong.

    9. Apocalips

    Via fuckyeahadvertisingpuns.tumblr.com

    58,282 Americans and hundreds of thousands of Vietnamese died to bring you those lips.

    10. Foot Petals

    This one literally makes me feel nauseous.

    Via Fuck Yeah Advertising Puns, where indicated. Otherwise, via copyranter.

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