1.Korean translation: top right — "Die prettily". Top left — "Until your very last moment, be pretty. Be confident".
2.Sure thing, Mr. Policeman in a ONESIE.
3.Ooh — the kid's bruise cream is reduced.
4.When EMT training gets boring.
5.Graduation celebration. Bad enough to have that name, worse to have that phrasing on your car.
6.I realize it's college graduation season, but what kind of frat would have that many sex dolls?
7.So, this guy hands this note folded inside a dollar bill to a woman at a gas station, saying "you dropped a dollar." He's done it before. Check the reddit thread, linked below here.