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Gorditos Mexican in Seattle compares the size of their burritos to newborn babies.
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Hey everybody dies, but not every "body" lives. (It's a clothing company.)
3.
Some local bar gets inventive.
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Very nice attempt at a PSA, probably won't work.
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Mrs. Baird's bakery (many locations in Texas).
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Via Tel Aviv, an ESL entrepreneur.
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An aquarium shop in London.
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TERRIBLE pun, I know. But they're trying. If anybody knows where this restaurant is, please comment.
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THANK YOU, fit gym, thank you.
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Via the South Simcoe, Ontario Police Department.
