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50 Thoughts You Have When Eating A PB&J Sandwich For The First Time

I lost my PB&J virginity at 31.

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1- Why are people so shocked that I haven't tried it before?

2- I wonder if I'm missing out on the best thing ever that will change my life.

3- What if I don't like it? They are all expecting me to love it.

4- I mean, I LOVE peanut butter, but I'm not a fan of jelly.

5- Ugh, what did I get myself into?

6- Ok, here we go. Smells good.

7- How am I supposed to do this without smearing stuff all over my face?

8- Or maybe the fun is to get as dirty as possible?

9- Ok, for real. Bite.

10- Mmmmm.

11- MMMMMMM.

12- This IS good.

13- But is this strawberry jelly?

14- I don't think the strawberry goes well with the PB?

15- Should I ask?

16- Ok, they are all cheering for me. I shouldn't say anything.

17- This is awkward.

18- The choice of bread is debatable. Seven grains? Really?

19- Let's take another bite.

20- Did someone mention crunchy peanut butter?

21- Now I want crunchy PB.

22- And grape jelly.

23- Why don't we have this where I come from?

24- It's good. Yup.

25- Let me take another bite without them noticing I'm basically stuffing my face with this.

26- I have jelly all over my face.

27- And my hands.

28- And my clothes.

29- Omnomnomnom.

30- I think I could have this every day all day.

31- Is it healthy though?

32- Did I just put on 15 pounds with one sandwich?

33- OMG this is like an addiction.

34- It's almost over.

35- I don't want it to end.

36- Please.

37- Should I stop taking bites and make it last longer?

38- I think I haven't been part of the conversation since the first bite, I should say something.

39- Or maybe I should concentrate in just munching away?

40- OMNOMNOMNOM.

41- Yeah, this is better.

42- This might actually be what heaven tastes like.

43- For real.

44- Oh no.

45- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

46- The end is near.

47- It was great knowing you, my friend.

48- It was good while it lasted.

49- I will forever remember you.

50- BUT WHERE IS THAT CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER SO I CAN TRY IT TOO?

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