23 Tweets That Perfectly Capture The Drama Of Read Receipts

    "Read receipts are proof that God exists, and he hates us."

    1. To some, not having read receipts on is crazy:

    I don’t want to sound like a psycho but why the fuck have you turned off your read receipts??

    2. And to others, having them on is even worse:

    Person: *has read receipts on their iphone* Me: what up you Jeffery Dahmer ass mofucker? Ted Bundy ass psychopath!

    3. But let's be honest, having them on takes courage:

    Imagine having the self-confidence to turn on read receipts.

    4. Read receipts can make or break a relationship:

    I don’t think I could ever date someone who has their read receipts switched off. I don’t think my heart could take… https://t.co/y4Psy0ohRz

    5. Honestly, they make dating even more of a rollercoaster:

    My boyfriend just got mad at me and threatened to turn on read receipts

    6. Switching on read receipts is the ultimate sign of commitment:

    If I turn “send read receipts” on, you won lul baby like yu catching all this faithfulness 🧡🤗😂

    7. Some people even want read receipts for their emails:

    I wish emails had read receipts so I could know if my professor is ghosting me or not

    8. Read receipts can be the ultimate "fuck you":

    hey can u resend ur text again so I can turn on my read receipts to let u know than i have read ur message and I’m ignoring u thanks nerd

    9. But can backfire just as quickly:

    100% of Britons have once died because they tapped the top of their screen at the exact same moment a text message… https://t.co/Yr2G40i4uZ

    10. Being on the receiving end of a "read at" message is actually the worst:

    I feel like read receipts on texts should turn into middle finger emojis if left unanswered for 20 minutes or more.🤳🖕🏻

    11. Having them off may get you some serious hate:

    Goodmorning to everyone except people who have their read receipts off

    12. But having them on may come at a cost:

    Turning on my read receipts has made me one of these people

    13. Turning on read receipts requires a willingness to improve:

    turned my read receipts on as a New Years resolution to stop being a piece of shit and actually respond to ppl inst… https://t.co/XqoX47htet

    14. To some, having read receipts on deserves a reward:

    People should get a tax reduction for having read-receipts turned on.

    15. And to others, they're their own reward:

    Ever turn your read receipts on just to leave a dick on read? Cause I do it all the time #kingofpettiness

    16. Read receipts were sent from above:

    Read receipts are proof that God exists, and he hates us.

    17. Look out, Season 5:

    Concept: a Black Mirror episode where you’re friends with someone who uses read receipts

    18. Read receipt drama creates family drama:

    my dad turned his Read Recipts off and i'm offended.

    19. But also requires a tremendous amount of patience:

    read recipts really bring out the entitlement in ppl ...lol @ "my"

    20. Some people see read receipts as a sign of trust:

    Never trust someone who doesn't send read recipts

    21. And others use them as a weapon:

    "Ash why'd you turn your read recipts on?" Bc you pissed me off and I wanted you to know I was ignoring you! 😊

    22. They say love can conquer all, but not read receipts:

    I’ll forgive many things in a relationship but if you turn off your read receipts so help me god

    23. And finally, to some, read receipts are all they have:

    y’all gettin’ engaged... im gettin read receipts.