1.
When he described the difficulties of making a birthday sign:
2.
When his dog was his best friend, but not vice versa:
3.
When he buried his feelings deep down inside:
4.
When he talked about how rude babies are:
5.
When he looked back on his childhood anxieties:
6.
When he pointed out how ridiculous modern politics can be:
7.
When he questioned dating norms:
8.
When it was pointed out that he has a penis:
9.
When he was afraid of eighth-graders:
10.
When he was worried about how much information his exes have:
11.
When he was actually the worst driver:
12.
When he knew he would never be president:
13.
When he had the body of a child:
15.
When people were surprised he had a social life:
16.
When his love of podcasts put him in danger:
17.
When his real estate agent really wanted him to have kids:
18.
When he roasted HGTV:
19.
When he talked about his looks:
20.
When he pointed out how crime has changed:
21.
When every other person alive was more trustworthy than he was:
22.
When he maybe witnessed a miracle:
23.
And finally, when he discovered the euphoria of doing nothing:
