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21 Things That Are Too Gosh Darn Real For Anyone Raised In A Super Christian Household

You could never make plans for Saturday night because you had to wake up early for church on Sunday.

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14. Your parents had a swear jar, but for words like "frick" and "sucks."

#growingupchristian having to say "oh my word" instead of oh my god or oh my gosh


17. You were either stuck in the house on Halloween or had to participate in “Christian Halloween."

18. You weren't allowed to read a lot of fiction as a kid, and ESPECIALLY weren't allowed to read Harry Potter.


Surprisingly though, The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe was fine because it was "about Jesus."


20. You mistook every pop-culture reference for a prayer reference.

"May the force be with you" "And also with you" #growingupcatholic