You start by pregaming straight from the bottle.
And follow it up by eating everything in your kitchen.
After consuming all the alcohol and food you have, you're finally ready to stumble your way to the bar.
When you get there you drunkenly attempt to get the bartender's attention.
The next thing you know your friend is pulling you away from the stranger you've been making out with for the last 47 minutes.
Without a face to suck on you realize you need to vomit.
Which means its time for your friends to take your drunk ass back home.
When you wake up the next morning and check your phone you're shocked and embarrassed by what you find.
But it could have been worse. Way worse. Like jail worse.
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