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Laugh it off. It happens!Make fun of the other person's car.Angrily chase them home, honking and screaming the whole way!Give the other person the finger as you speed by!It's not smart to drive angry. Just let it go.Keep driving, ain't no thing!One loud honk should take care of it!Put on your "angry" playlist.Fire 10 missiles directly into their bumper. That'll show 'em!
Flying first class, baby!Going as fast as possible down the autobahn!UnicycleCruising down the coast line in your convertible."Are tanks street legal?"Sailing your yacht across the ocean.Monorail, duh."I like walking best, actually."Train.
Bazooka.GrenadeTaserBoxing Gloves.Prop-Gun.A sword covered in jewels!"My mind is my best weapon."A switch blade.Bow and Arrow.
Lamborghini.Ferarri.Rolse Royce.Aston Martin.Bugatti Veyron.Porsche Spyder.Audi R8.Mercedes Benz.McLaren P1.
Being forgotten.Dying.Being alone.Getting old.Losing your family.Being broke.Losing your mind.Being hated.Failing.
Tanning in the Bahamas.A weekend in Las Vegas!Camping with your buddies.Hitting the hottest clubs in NYC!Visiting Paris with the love of your life.Having a Guiness in an Irish pub.Go to Cuba and some some cigars!Road tripping across the country."I'd rather just stay at home watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt."
Love.Money.Power.Winning.Family.Friends.Style.Knowledge.You're DOPE dance moves.
Which "Diddy Kong Racing" Character Are You?
You’re Diddy! You’re the classic hero type. People may have seen you as a sidekick in the past but not anymore! You always put the pedal to the metal and leave your haters behind!
You're Banjo! You're not the quickest racer on the track, but you're strong and can take a few missiles head on without even a flinch. Even if you don't win the race, that's okay, because you've got two of your own games that absolutely kick ass!
You’re Conker! The party starts when you walk in! You’re all about having a good time. But that doesn’t stop you from kicking ass and taking names! Win or lose, you’re still a crowd favorite! (Even when you’re having a Bad Fur Day.)
You’re Krunch! You’re the resident bad-boy of the group. You can manage through life’s most difficult stages without a scratch on you. (Just maybe a few missile wounds.) Just because you don’t always start fast, doesn’t mean you don’t always finish strong!
You’re Tiptup! The terrific turtle who can overcome any hurtle! You may not be the fastest, but you use that big brain of yours to get yourself through every stage of life! You always come prepared (and always make sure to have an extra shield, too!)
You’re Timber! You’re the prime example of never judge a book by it’s cover! People may see you as a posh pushover, but as soon as the going gets rough you’re the first to get going! (And you certainly know your way around a HoverCraft!)
You’re Bumper! You’ve got one speed: FAST! No matter what the task or what the challenge, you’re in it to win it! You never miss an opportunity to get ahead! (You also never miss an extra boost balloon!)
You’re Pipsy! Small in size but big in style! You don’t care if you’re first across the finish line, just as long as you look good doing it! And you certainly can make anything look good!
You’re Drumstick! You’re the goofball of the group. Sure, you’ve got skills and are one of the fastest racers around, but you are far more concerned with getting the crowd laughing than being first. (I mean, c’mon, you were a Chicken turned into a frog! Comedy gold!)