9 Porn Parodies Of This Year's Oscar Picks

The competition is especially ~hard~ this year...

Foxy Catch

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Billionaire playboy John “boob” Pont sets out to put together the foxiest foxy boxing team in America. But he gets more than he expected when pretty boy Channing TAINT-YUM shows up and changes everything he thought he knew about foxy boxing.

The Grand Booty Pet Hotel

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In the lost country of Sexborgia there sits Europe’s most lavish brothel, The Grand Booty Pet Hotel, where one might spend all day with the sex pet of their dreams.

Gone Girl (Gone Wild)

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An average house wife decides to create a double life so she can explore her naughty side. But how long can she go before her husband finds out?

Whipass

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A talented drummer falls into a sadistic relationship with his instructor who pushes him to use his talents for the sexiest application drumming can have: Spanking.

Night Caller

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Strapped for cash, former webcam model Lou “Spooge” brings together the hottest hoes and quickly becomes LA’s top porn director.

Boy's Wood

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A cumming of age story...

The Theory of Every Thong

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A brilliant scientist uses his genius to develop the sexiest pair of panties in existence.

Boneman (or the Un-Penetrated Virgin of Innocence)

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Known for his famous role of Boneman, a washed up porn actor seeks true prestige by returning to the buisness one last time for the man-on-man role of his life.

The Masturbation Game

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Before the age of the internet, one genius sets out to build a machine that gives him unlimited access to the hottest porn in Britain so that he might play The Masturbation Game.