29 Ways To Make Game Of Thrones Part Of Your Everyday Life

Here's how to let Game of Thrones utterly rule your kingdom, assuming you weren't already obsessed. TV's greatest show returns April 6 on HBO.

1. Mutter "Winter is Coming" every time you encounter happiness.

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Yea, it's starting to get warm, but while the rest of the world is dreaming of spring and smiling ignorantly, a true Game of Thrones fan knows that the brutal winds of winter are always ready to strike when you least expect it. Just ask Lord Eddard Stark's head.

2. Say "Dracarys" when you light a candle, a cigarette, a human being etc.

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Who doesn't want to pretend that they can light things on fire by dragon via a single word of Valyrian, and who cares if you're accused of pyromania and/or homicide?!

Poor Kraznys.

3. Crash a wedding.

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But for the love of the Seven, please limit the crashing to drinking all the booze and sleeping with the guests. Keep the wedding black and white - not Red and not Purple (coming to TV a screen near you).

4. Learn how to wield a sword.

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Why go to work when you can play with a sword all day?

5. Avoid paying your debts.

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Instead, roar the popular Lannister phrase every time you're called about a debt. It'll leave them confused, and eventually they'll give up. OR, you'll just get arrested.

6. Start saying "Valar Morghulis" before you make bad decisions.

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While all your friends are saying "YOLO" before throwing back that 13th shot of tequila, you'll be getting shitfaced like a true Essosi.

7. Dress in medieval garb.

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From the simple furs of House Stark and the leather of the Dothraki to the intricate designs of the Lannisters and Tyrells, the daily fashion opportunities are virtually limitless. However, so are the crazy looks you're going to get.

8. End everything you say with "for the night is dark and full of terrors."

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Just like Melisandre, you can pay homage to the Lord of Light all the time, too. The phrase works well in many situations - taking communion, ending a job interview, and ordering at a restaurant - but it's most appropriate for asking someone on a date. Hey, it worked for Stannis.

9. Get a pet direwolf.

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Unfortunately, dire wolves have been extinct for thousands of years, but you can totally adopt some of these and pretend you're one of the Stark kids.

10. Crowd surf.

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Unlike Daenerys Targaryen, Breaker of Chains, you'll have to settle for trying it out at your local Walmart on Black Friday.

11. Swear vengeance against all who have wronged you.

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Just like EVERYONE in the show, you can also plot to get revenge against your (fr)enemies. To keep it all together, be like Arya and make a list.

12. Fight a bear.

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Unless you want to get bitch slapped by an an enormous, angry Pooh, you may want to avoid this one.

13. Drink a ton of wine.

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In every other scene of the show, wine flows freely. While binge-watching previous seasons, throw some chalices back with resident drinkers Cersei and Tyrion. These guys put the "fun" in "functioning alcoholic," and before long, so will you.

14. Respond to getting hit on by saying "Hodor."

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Do you have a weasel-faced Frey bothering you at the bar? Just say "Hodor." It works. Seriously.

BUT, if said person responds with another "Hodor," reproduce with them immediately and create a litter of little Hodors.

15. Sleep with your sibl---

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Wait, this is actually not okay. You aren't a Targaryen or even a Lannister, so let's just forget this ever happened. Sorry.

16. Eat a horse heart.

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Even if you don't think you can stomach a real, raw animal heart (who could besides bad ass Daenerys?), here's a recipe for a PETA-friendly version. If you're lucky, maybe you'll still get pregnant with the Stallion Who Mounts the World!

17. Become one half of a royal couple.

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Hopefully your counterpart won't be that little shit Joffrey Baratheon.

18. Let your grandparents do all the talking.

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Olenna Tyrell and Tywin Lannister both prove that age yields wisdom and a deft hand at scheming and plotting. The next time you have drama, hand the reins over to grandma and grandpa.

19. Have someone arrested.

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No offense to Catelyn Stark, but you should probably make sure that the person you're accusing is actually guilty. She's still a nice Lady, though.

20. Change your name to Reek.

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'Cause it rhymes with Freak.

21. If you're a girl, give birth to a shadow baby.

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This is an easy and surefire way to get rid of that pesky ex!

22. If you're a guy, get killed by a shadow baby.

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Sorry, but if you're targeted by one of these things, you don't stand a chance. R.I.P. Renly Baratheon.

23. Walk into a bonfire...

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...and emerge unscathed with three baby dragons.

Other ingredients needed: three dragon eggs, a maegi skilled in blood magic, a Dothraki Khal and flowing locks of fireproof silver hair.

24. Pray to the trees.

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Since weirwoods don't exist, any old tree will do. To the world, you'll look like a treehugger, but in your heart, you'll know the Old Gods are smiling down at you in their creepy, blood-sap way.

25. Open a brothel.

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Apparently, owning a brothel is a very lucrative enterprise, if you're into that sort of thing. Even though he's a sociopathic creep, Littlefinger wasn't the Master of Coin of the Seven Kingdoms without good reason.

26. Create a lengthy title for yourself...

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...and only answer anyone if they use the ENTIRE thing.

"I am [INSERT YOUR NAME], Supreme Ruler of the Internet, Eater of Carbs, Slayer of Trolls and Most Divine Drunkard."

27. READ THE BOOKS.

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The show currently sits on the Iron Throne of pop culture, but if you haven't read the books - the series is called A Song of Ice and Fire - that the show is based on, you're definitely missing out. George R.R. Martin is a GENIUS.

28. Overwhelm yourself with A Song of Ice and Fire's fandom.

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ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK! In the forums, spoilers abound, your mind will be blown, and you'll find yourself reading conspiracy theories for HOURS.

Some of the best resources:

http://awoiaf.westeros.org

http://towerofthehand.com

http://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/

29. Install a replica of the Iron Throne in your house.

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Be the King or Queen of your castle and rule from the one seat worthy of your royal ass, but only if you're willing to pay the cash for it. HBO sells it for over $30,000.