Would you help your friend out of a bad relationship?
Would you kill his wife?
Would you make it look like an accident?
Would you hack up her body into pieces?
Would you dispose of it around town?
Would you clean up the crime scene?
Would you help get rid of the evidence?
Would you act like nothing happened?
No? None of the above?
Then we can't be friends.
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