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    There is Another Jeremy Morgan Out There, and He's an Idiot.

    There is another Jeremy Morgan out there who really wishes he could have this [email] account. He's asked me in the past if I would give it to him and I declined. I got it first, and I don't want to give it up. He then asked "well, I signed up for a few things using this account before I asked you, could you forward them to me? I didn't want to be a total jerk, and I saw the items in my inbox so I obliged. That should have been where it ended.