1. Drop the kiddies off!
kindergarten kicking and screaming
2. I’m sure whatever facilities you have will be fine!
or you’re going to use a four hundred orphanage
3. I’m not fond of the big lights myself..
deterrent with god
4. Well those god hating chandeliers might be responsible.
might not have a future to exhibition
5. Problem solved!
i pay heaven to bestow the best of blessings and
6. Maybe you’ll be the lucky visitor to find it!
this is the end of the room that has not been found
7. OK guys, George will show you out.
men leave this time
8. But if you behave you can stay.
or the men who wait to denounce it now
9. The Household Wormhole, helpful in covering pesky distances.
leads across the white house to the states are
10. Maybe tweak that thing a little..
the staircase goes up to the second floor which i a north korea
11. So the White House Chicken will not always be in residence?
chicken loaned to it
12. The Turkey isn’t here either? FYI, call ahead if you want to meet the State Poultry!
he was lucky to have to take turkey with him
13. Aww Glittery Kittens are talented! Are they related to LOLCats?
chest octave commission glittery kittens
14. Nowadays we put people like that in jail!
epicurious vice president
15. Ya think? I hope that VP isn’t planning dinner tonight.
seems to me the roots of the intended victim quality
16. Maybe the Aliens shouldn’t be allowed to sit on the table then!
any president often faced attack connectedness
17. Had no idea he dabbled in Robotics.
that’s right fifty and I was designed by franklin roosevelt
18. Well, let him out!
isn’t just an fyi it’s feeling that they keep electric lincoln in the dining
19. Note to self, add Abe on LinkedIn.
he with the contemporary linkedin
20. But of course!
for reasons of careers fascination
21. New Stealth design? No one will suspect flying lettuce.
22. Yeah! This is why You are giving the tour!
and he checked the stupidest things
23. They had ridic Mods back then too eh?
it’s laughing at mods composed credit in eighteen twenty-four
24. How about a ruckus?
what is this room use for misconduct
25. Bummer, but it is the White House, gotta keep up appearances.
and now the trend look stupid existed and demeanor
26. Yeah that looks painful alright! (Is that included in the cost of the tour?)
expensive and that was in pain content
27. There’s a pool?
do you mind living in a house the president many visitors of the swim
28. Party pooper.
29. Take the tour yourself! Have fun!
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