This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!
1. You have your own, very successful, method of killing spiders.
2. You've noticed grocery stores are starting to put wine in the craft section- and you like it!
3. Anti-aging creams have surpassed Condoms on your list of must haves.
4. You are no longer jealous of your younger self...
5. You've not only mastered eating out alone, you now embrace it, AND don't hold back on ordering one of everything.
6. You have at least one other single girl friend, and she gets you.
7. Listening to your co-workers bitch about their spouses no longer seems like gossip, but more confirmation of your life decisions.
8. You finally have money to travel-But no one to go with.
9. You can leave the dishes in the sink for days and you do, because. Netflix.
10. You're past the point of being jealous of your friend's family life.
11. Speaking of Netflix, date night has been replaced. Every Saturday night will now be known as Netflix Night. #SuggestedPrograms #NailedIt #NetflixNight
12. You've tried internet dating...and tried, and tried, and tried.
13. You're comfortable enough in a sex toy shop that you're able to have real conversations with the cashier. "I know, I was really upset when Bank of America switched over to Huntington! But I hear they have a good rewards program."
14. You've tried knitting- turns out it's insanely difficult.
15. You have a workout routine. Or...at least you own work out clothes.
16. You still think it's ok to cry or flirt your way out of a speeding ticket...It just doesn't work anymore.
17. You know how many blondes it takes to screw in a lightbulb- one- as in YOU, because you're a badass bitch!
18. Christmas is uncomfortable- especially since 2012 when your family decided to implement the "couples gift exchange" to cut down on spending- except for Julie. Whoever gets her name, just buy a single girl present. Thanks, Grandma, thanks.
19. You still shop at Forever 21, but only during the day, when the kids are at school. It's less embarrassing that way.
20. Sex and the City reruns get better and better.
21. You are aware when a new flavor of Ben & Jerry's comes out.
22. New Years Eve is a single girl's Valentine's day, and you're going all out!
23. You have a favorite porn site- admit it, you do!
24. You've found new, peaceful- zen like ways- to control your anger.
25. All your party throwing friends have graduated to shower throwing- and it's just not the same when it costs twice as much money to attend and there is no alcohol.
26. You are old enough to now fall on the other side of irony for some trends...Hummm, is this ugly sweater funny, or does it just make me look like my mother?"
27. It is possible that you are a lesbian. No, no it's not, but your whole family is questioning.
28. You no longer care if a first date, second date or even third date guy is interested in marriage. You are just looking to get off, and maybe have a date to your holiday party.
29. You are constantly reminding yourself that lots of women are now having kids well into their 40's.
30. Finding someone to date, that you actually like, is really, really hard.
Share This Article
