9. A cold beer
I ask you, what is the most vital asset in American culture that we can infuse into the heart of this newest royal? COLD. BEER. Nothing else is as refreshing on a hot day, yields as much camaraderie at a sporting event, or could ever have inspired the KOOZIE as much as this chilled beverage.
“Cellar” temperature just isn’t the same. You can thank us later.
OR, you could just send a card. In hono(u)r of brand new HRH, Cleverbug is letting anyone who downloads its app send a “Congratulations” card to the royal family at Buckingham Palace for FREE. Just download, personalize, and send. Easy as American Apple pie. Smashing!
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