10 Reactions Only Awkward People Find Acceptable

Somehow we only make things more awkward. Every damn time. But it's okay, you certainly aren't alone! Weirdos are everywhere. If you are reading this list and thinking, "Oh yeah, I do that all the time," you are probably one of them. Welcome, we have candy.

1. Someone Asks You About Your Life: Refer Them To The Internet

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Or any other form of non-human communication. I just can't deal with that right now. Probably not ever.

2. You See An Opportunity For a Joke And It Goes Horribly Awry: Make An Even Worse Joke

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Most people don't get your humor, and that makes for a lot of situations in which people take you seriously when they shouldn't. This mixed with your inability to read social cues leads to a fairly popular theory that you might be a sociopath.

3. You Go Unnoticed During a Public Outing: Applaud Yourself...YOU WIN LIFE THAT DAY

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There is nothing more satisfying than leaving your house, doing whatever it is you have to do in the real world, and then returning safely without so much as making eye contact with someone.

4. You Have Any Type of Presentation or Evaluation: Mentally Shut Down and Break Into an Immediate Cold Sweat

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I get confused and say ridiculous things when I'm on the phone with my mom, and now you want me to make words in front of a room full of people? No, I will not calm down.

5. A "Friend of a Friend" Invites You Out: Quietly Accept That Your Weekend Is Ruined

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Your friends probably understand you by now, but those pesky acquaintances just don't get it. This whole weekend was supposed to be devoted to catching up on your Netflix queue and never getting out of your pajamas. Oh well, you'll just have to make up some type of ailment on that night and cancel at the last minute...so they know you "really wanted to go :(", of course.

6. It's Picture Time: Do Anything Except Smile Like a Normal Human

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To many risks if you actually try to look good in said picture.

7. You Are About To Cross Paths With Someone You Didn't Expect To See: Literally Run Away

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The moment you make eye contact, you will have to acknowledge them. That will lead to small talk, and you will definitely say something weird. You will then re-play this interaction for days following, and will think about it every time you see said person. Avoid at all costs.

8. You Dress Yourself: Feel Irrationally Out Of Place All Day Long

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It doesn't matter what you put on, you will question it all day.

9. Someone Attractive Talks To You: Blurt Out The Weirdest Thing You Can Think Of

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Flirty. Coquettish. Coy. These are words that have never and will never describe you. Just let it go and hope that no one can hear you over the loud bar music.

10. A Door Won't Open: There Are No Good Options

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Whether you are pushing a "pull" door, the establishment has already closed, you didn't see the "please use other door" sign, what have you, there is no way out of this situation. You are probably just going to die.