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    12 Reasons Why I'm Your Guy

    Just a glimpse into the events I put on. Don't Cha wish your events manager was fun like me?

    You will see yourself in the driver's seat of whatever I do.

    I'll make any day a carnival day!

    I'll show you how to Ride with Pride...

    I bring out the inner artist in everyone.

    Doesn't matter where you are or what school you're from, I'll put you on top of the world.

    I build excitement from the ground up.

    Even the WBJ wants to know how I knock it outta the PARK...(ing) Day!

    From where I stand, bringing the fun to the masses is easy.

    In costume or just in your own skin you will have a blast from the past with me.

    I make the season bright.

    Alors on danse!