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Which Hank Carlton Are You?

pick a favorite store

favorite catch phrase

where do you want to live when you're older?

what would you rather have to drink?

what would you rather wear on your head?

what's your go-to song?

pick a social media platform

pick a netflix show

pick a restaurant

pick an instagram filter

pick a shoe

pick a place to study

wow! you're probably still finding yourself (and maybe showing a bit too much skin in the process), but hey..there's nothing wrong with that. straighten your visor and power through. sanity is just around the river bend. here's a word of advice though, ditch the chubbies (Hank eventually did).

frat hank

calling all the \*basic b\*\*ches\* ---- you're basic. can't you see Hank's disapproving look? it's okay though! Hank got through it, you can get through it (and he gives pretty much everyone that look anyway). keep taking selfies with those Starbucks drinks, who cares what they say.

basic hank

you're got style, you've got class, and you probably have quite a bit of vintage apparel. you haven't washed your hair in over a week, but that's okay bc others still admire your look. bottom line, people either wish they knew you or wish they were you. congrats, hipster Hank.

hipster hank

aww look at you! still so young. you have a lot ahead of you, and I'm sure you're looking forward to it. remember, just bc you look young on the outside doesn't mean you have to act like it. you don't know who you are yet, but that's okay bc you're learning so much about life. be excited about what's in store for you!

fetus hank

congrats, you're a small town boy/girl and you know it. you'll remain loyal to your alma mater till the day you die. those big city lights? they're not for you. you're happy moving up the ranks of your local Ingles. long live Hartwell Hank!

hartwell hank

you're funky and you know it. those weird looks coming from strangers? they don't bother you. you're just here to have fun. you can lighten the mood in any situation, and people love that about you. people don't even know you're in your awkward stage! u r who u r.

sprout hank

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