1. Family Feud
Character: Himself
Notable Lines: "I'm on Saturday Night Live. Sometimes, not a lot."
2. Airport
Character: Child Traveling with Small Parent
Notable Line(s): "Look, Dad, a plane!"
3. eMeth
Character: Naked Meth Smoker
Notable Line(s): "Without my meth pipe, I don't know what to do with my hands."
4. "We Did Stop"
Character: Drunk Uncle Sam
Notable Line(s): None.
5. Mother's Day Game Show
Character: Michael
Notable Line(s): "Edie Falco."
6. Guy Fieri Christmas Special
Character: Kid Rock
Notable Lines: "I made Bud Light gazpaucho."
7. The Katt Williams Show
Character: Jared Leto
Notable Line(s): "I want to thank my band, Thirty Seconds to Mars, for not being good enough to keep me away from acting."
8. Female Sea Captains
Character: Merman
Notable Line(s): "You like what you see, girl?"
9. Christmas Album
Character: Slash
Notable Line(s): None.
10. "(Do It On My) My Twin Bed"
Character: Girl's Boyfriend
Notable Lines: None.
11. Cowboys
Character: Unnamed Cowboy
Notable Line(s): "I don't think he's going to want a naked man flying out of the dirt at him."
12. 12 Years a Slave Auditions
Character: Uncomfortable Auditioning Actor
Notable Line(s): Indistinct mumbling.
13. Memories
Character: Man Wearing Scarf
Notable Line(s): "What about me?"
14. Best Buy
Character: Stupid Ben
Notable Line(s): Indistinct mumbling.
15. Healthcare.gov Meeting
Character: Harry Styles
Notable Line(s): None.
16. Miss Universe Pageant
Character: Beauty Pageant Bouncer
Notable Line(s): None.
Thanks for a great season, Brooks! We hardly knew you, but no regrets.
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