5 Reasons Why Tony Abbott Is The Best, You Guys, Seriously.

I don't understand why people seem to hate Tony Abbott so much. Tony Abbott is the best. We should all love him. He is great. Really great. The most great! Here are some reasons why!

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1. Look at that smile. This man would never do anything to hurt anyone, even babies. Especially babies!

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2. Tony Abbott understands and loves women. That's why he made sure only two had the super stressful job of being part of his cabinet! After all, Tony Abbott knows the real issues women face, like 'What the housewives of Australia need to understand as they do the ironing is that if they get it done commercially it’s going to go up in price and their own power bills when they switch the iron on are going to go up.' (SMH, Feb 9, 2010)

He knows they are far too busy doing the ironing to worry about running the country! Tony Abbott, what a guy!

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3. Tony Abbott loves the environment! Look! He's standing in front of a poster that says he's 100% committed to the environment! 100% is all the way committed. That's why his government had to repeal the carbon price. Because it was hurting the environment, probably. And that new port in the Great Barrier Reef? It helps the environment, too! I mean, it must, look at that poster up there!

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4. Tony Abbott understands the plight of migrants and refugees. After all, he is one! He came from Britain, y'know, like an Australian! But he also understands that not everyone can be as great or as lucky as him, 'Jesus knew that there was a place for everything and it’s not necessarily everyone’s place to come to Australia.' (QandA, 18 May, 2010).

You see, you guys! That's why we had to send those Tamil 'refugee's' back to a country which has killed thousands of their people! Because Tony Abbott knew that's what Jesus would want! He's so smart, you guys!

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5. Check out that bod, ya'll! That's a man for our time. Some time, anyway.