1. We had to wash or own glassware. equipmentmaxusa.com And when we ran out of glassware, we had to clean our own glasses in a a three-sink well. 2. Our blender was never broken. cedtrade.co.uk If a guest wanted a half-Daiquiri/half Blue Hawaiian/half-Margarita, we made it for them! 3. Children were ALLOWED to sit at bars. pinterest.com And if a kid seated at your bar and wanted a "Kiddy Cocktail", dang blamit they got one! 4. We never txt'd our friends while working behind the bar. flickr.com Hell, we didn't even have cell-phones. 5. We had to check EVERY customer's ID. andmagazine.com Now, you have bouncers to do that job. 6. We had to change our own kegs when they blew. i.ytimg.com Now, your barbacks change them. 7. We knew every drink imaginable because we drank them all! simpsonswiki.com So someone wrote them down for you??? 8. We used to throw drunks out on their ass. precisionnutrition.com And now you offer the drunks coffee??? 9. Our customers never had to lay down plastic for a tab. versusbattle.com Your customers buy a beer and need a credit card to drink it. 10. But at the end of the day.. thetruthaboutbartending.com ..we all got paid, we went home, and we all got laid!