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Which Game Of Thrones House Does Your Cat Belong In?

Your cat is of House Baratheon! A classic lap cat, your bud can be counted on to spread out, make himself comfortable, and show you how lounging is done. Somewhat prone to overindulging - in food, in cuddles, in hoarding his favorite toys - you may find that the belly that so loves being rubbed begins to hog more of the bed than its fair share. Don't dismay, however: the more cat there is for loving, the more this cat will share the love. With you, with your partner, with the dog, with the neighborhood...

House Baratheon

Your cat is of House Martell! Feisty, active, physical and hot-blooded, your feline friend is a natural born huntress and an unabashed lover. Yours is a cat who seeks out the sunny spots during the day, and the warmth of your body at night. Likely preferring to be the only cat of the house, she's not afraid to stake her claim: even when that means things might get messy. Once her dominance is secured at home, however, your cat is a roamer. You may not be surprised to find she's staking her claim at the neighbor's house as well...

House Martell

Your cat is of House Stark! Loyal, loving, and steadfast, your cat is the romantic ideal of Cat. Look up Cat in the dictionary, and find a picture of your furry pal. Including the classic and ubiquitous American Shorthaired Tabby, the cats of House Stark are there to press their warm furry bodies against your chest, to burrow themselves deep into your clean laundry, and to coat your life, inescapably, with their endlessly shedding fur. Just don't shut the bedroom door on this kitty: she will not go quietly.

House Stark

Your cat is of House Bolton! We're so sorry. Y'know...all animals deserve love and a caring human, even when they're terrifying violent monsters who trap you in your own home and terrorize you and your children. Maybe you've found the way into this cat's prickly, defensive heart, in which case, kudos to you! You may spend the rest of your time together defending her to your friends ("she's only like this with strangers! She's really a sweet cat, I swear!") or maybe you'll make it onto "My Cat From Hell"... either way, pour yourself a drink. You've earned it.

House Bolton

You cat is of House Targaryen! There is no doubt who's in charge at your house. Your cat is aloof, independent, and pretty sure she'd be fine without those pesky, charming humans who insist on hanging around. You and she may not have a relationship full of cuddles, but you do share a certain degree of mutual respect, understanding, and have found an equilibrium of pleasant cohabitation. You may find that a second cat with a more affectionate disposition helps round out your feline family; just know that when Khaleesi deigns to descend from wherever she's perched, all other cats will have to play second fiddle.

House Targaryen

Your cat is of House Tyrell! A pack cat who claims dominance, your Alpha Cat knows how to get any other cats she lives with (and honestly, the humans, too) in line. Somewhat spoiled - although she knows she deserves it - this kitty can be possessive and petty when it comes to slights. She claims her humans through scent and persistence - oh, you thought you were going to work from home today? Your Tyrell cat has a different idea, and an appreciation for the warm cat bed/computer you've so thoughtfully fired up for her on the table. Despite her sometimes manipulative demands, you can be sure of your mutual adoration - just so long as you're not the jealous type.

House Tyrell

Your cat is of House Greyjoy! Ah, the crazy cats of Greyjoy. Those weirdo cats we love to hate, or hate to love - either way, they've snuck into our hearts. Unpredictable, accidentally destructive, and prone to fits of sprinting and/or howling like a ghost cat, this is the cat that nobody understands. Except you. You know the secret spots to scratch to earn a purr and a head bump, and you know he's worth the madness. Because through it all, you are His Human, and he'll stick with you to the end.

House Greyjoy

Your cat is of House Lannister! Lucky you, maybe. Beautiful, proud, and used to comfort, this cat demands the best, and you're expected to deliver. Do: and you could reap the rewards, sometimes literally (a cat modeling contract!), and always figuratively (a loving cat companion!). Don't: and you might find the cat with her eyes locked on you while she methodically destroys everything you love (bonus points if it was expensive).

House Lannister

Your cat is a Wildling! Eschewing traditional structures of "House" and "Fealty", your kitty is a free-thinker, strong-willed, surprisingly agile (lest you forget that she comes from a long line of jungle cats), and kinda the coolest cat on the block. Your friends are intimidated by her, but secretly wish they had a cat just like her. She proves her mettle by scaling the walls, the bookshelf, the window shades; by dropping from heights that make you wonder "how did you get up there?!?"; and by bringing home gifts of love and appreciation for her human companions. She may not be the cuddliest cat around, but the endless parade of tiny dead things she brings you prove just how fiercely this cat can love.

Which Game Of Thrones House Does Your Cat Belong In?

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