Vibrators, Air Pulses, Love Beads, Oh My — Satisfyer Is Offering Discounted Sex Toys During Their Cyber Week Sale

Give yourself the gift of pleasure this season.

Get ready for some ~pleasing~ holiday magic with the Satisfyer Cyber Week sale! They're offering discounts on select Satisfyer products, and yes, that includes the infamous oral-sex-mimicking vibrator you've heard everyone and their best friend raving about.

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But hurry! The deals end tonight 11/28!

Not sure where to start? Check out our top sale picks below:

1. An internet-famous Satisfyer Pro 2 because if you somehow *don't* already own this oral-sex-mimicking godsend, it's time. Take it from the thousands of happy souls who've used it: this clitoral stimulator will leave you breathless and quaking with its powerful air pulsing technology.

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FYI — it's rechargeable and waterproof (so go ahead, bring her in the shower with you).

Promising review: "Will rob your body and soul like a thief in the night! Man, when I read the review I was very interested...bought it, used it, now I’m fascinated!!! 😭😭😭😭 A towel is NEEDED. I’m already a squirter but this product WILL for a fact make you cum 2x or more in less than 20 seconds. Not a moaner??? This will make you literally cover your mouth. Not a squirter hmm might just transform your soul for a rude awakening 😈😈😈. Had to literally pick up the toy and tell it NO after my second back-to-back orgasm and force myself to put it away. My exact words after reaching complete orgasm: 'you’ve got to be the devil' 😂😂😂🤯🤯🥵🧐. Definitely worth the buy👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽" —amanda

Price: $39.95 (originally $49.95, available in three colors)

2. A trio of anal plugs with three fun and exciting toys for exploring ~backdoor~ play, even if you're relatively new to it. Start with a classic design featuring increasing size before trying out a narrow cone shape. And then finally, spice things up with the most adventurous of them all, a twisted spiral plug!

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And they're all made of medical-grade silicone, so you don't need to worry about them being made with any funky chemicals!

Promising review: "This is my first experience with Satisfyer as a company and I can't wait to buy more. The packaging was beautiful and very well made, with a magnetic closing box and a safety tamper seal. I ordered other items from other brands that arrived at the same time, but they were boring and plain, just sealed black plastic with a toy inside. This packaging felt luxurious and carefully crafted, and I really appreciated the extra mile. The plugs themselves were amazing — the silicone is smooth and the pull rings thick and sturdy. These would definitely be good beginner plugs for someone, but even at an intermediate level I find these to be some of the best I've ever had. I personally love how pretty they are and how unique the shaping is, and they feel great. It feels like really good self care, not just a toy. Everyone should have a set of these." —Amazon Buyer

Price: $14.95+ (originally $29.95, available in two colors)

3. A double whale couples vibrator that'll deliver so much pleasure to you both you might actually sound like you're "speaking whale," Dory-style that is. Woooww thiiis feeels amaaazing, doooon't stooooop.

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Psst, this is also waterproof and rechargeable with three intensities and seven rhythms to choose from.

Promising review: "While it takes a bit of work to keep in place, this little device is amazing. My husband and I are both enjoying it!" —Molly

Price: $15.95 (originally $29.95)

4. A penguin clitoral suction stimulator that's pretty much just as powerful and mighty as the iconic Satisfyer Pro 2, only even more adorable...precisely what you might call a ~peng-WIN~.

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Just like the Satisfyer 2 Pro, it's rechargeable and waterproof too!

Promising review: "Yo. My new husband arrived. When I say he wore his finest just to make me cum all over him. Y'all. I realize that I have never squirted before him. I thought I did but nah. So, my first orgasm with Tux (we already have pet names for each other but haters will say I'm lying) happened after only 30 seconds. I'm not a screamer but HE made me scream. I couldn't even control my body. I damn near slid onto the floor. I called out my own damn name it was so good. ANYHOO, I decided that I'd have to make sure that all research was done so, for scientific purposes I decided to schedule a second date for later in the day. I mean, he didn't wine me and dine me but he sure knew what he was doing. HOWEVER, that last time, the third time, I squirted. Like, it caught me off guard as hell. Like, I was cramping after that first time but NOW, I can barely hold air. That's how weak I am. You might just see him as a penguin with a beautiful tuxedo on but we are in love." —Queen-Goddess

Price: $42.95 (originally $69.95)

5. A rabbit vibrator if you prefer to have both internal and external stimulation happening at once, AKA the recipe for a ✨blended O✨.

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Promising review: "This is one of my favorite purchases ever. I have been using it daily since I received it two weeks ago. It hits all the right spots and the many settings are so much fun." —Krystina M.

Price: $37.95 (originally $59.95)

6. A Satisfyer Pro 2 with vibration for those of you who just can't stop at the already mind-blowing air suction pulsing technology. In addition to the 11 pressure wave settings, you can also set the outer ring to vibrate at 10 different levels!! Holy heck, I'm already seeing stars just thinking about it.

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And of course, it's waterproof and rechargeable.

Promising review: "#1 in my collection. This is a must have!!!! I didn’t like sex toys before because they never did the job. I was always frustrated. But this…my favorite toy ever, the suction power is just, wow! And it has a vibration setting to give you the best of both worlds! I love it, I start low for a warm up, having it on high will have your toes curling! This toy does what you wish a person could ;)" —Jamie

Price: $49.95 (originally $69.95, available in three colors)

Using your new Satisfyer vibrator like:

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The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.