Treat Yourself To Some ~Pleasure~ During Satisfyer's Prime Early Access Sale Happening Right Now

I'd suggest getting anything important done before your new toys arrive.

Stop whatever you're doing and listen up! Satisfyer vibrators and sex toys — including that air pulse clitoral stimulator everyone talks about — are on sale *right now* during Amazon's Prime Early Access Sale!

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Deals only last two days so we won't delay your pleasure any longer — here are a few of our fave toys on sale now!

1. The internet-famous Satisfyer Pro 2 because if you somehow *don't* already own this oral-sex-mimicking godsend, it's time. Take it from the thousands of happy souls who've used it: this clitoral stimulator will leave you breathless and quaking with its powerful air-pulsing tech.

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FYI — it's rechargeable and waterproof (so go ahead, bring it in the shower with you).

Promising review: "Will rob your body and soul like a thief in the night! Mann when I read the review I was very interested....bought it, used it, now I’m fascinated!!! 😭😭😭😭 A towel is NEEDED. I’m already a squirter but this product will yes I said WILL for a fact make you cum 2x or more in less than 20 seconds. Not a moaner??? This will make you literally cover your mouth. Not a squirter hmm might just transform your soul for a rude awakening 😈😈😈. Had to literally pick up the toy & tell it NO after my 2nd back to back orgasm & force myself to put it away. My exact words after reaching complete orgasm “ you’ve got to be the devil” 😂😂😂🤯🤯🥵🧐. Definitely worth the buy 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽—amanda

Price: $34.95 (originally $49.95, available in three colors)

2. A double whale couples vibrator that'll deliver so much pleasure to you both you might actually sound like you're "speaking whale", Dory-style that is. Woooww thiiis feeels amaaazing, doooon't stooooop.

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Psst, this is also waterproof and rechargeable with three intensities and seven rhythms to choose from.

Promising review: "While it takes a bit of work to keep in place, this little decide is amazing. My husband and I are both enjoying it!" —Molly

Price: $15.95 (originally $29.95)

3. A penguin clitoral suction stimulator since it's just as powerful and mighty as the iconic Satisfyer Pro 2, only even more adorable... precisely what you might call a ~peng-WIN~ for your sex life.

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Promising review: "Yo. My new husband arrived. When I say he wore his finest just to make me cum all over him. Y'all. I realize that I have never squirted before him. I thought I did but nah. So, my first orgasm with Tux (we already have pet names for each other but haters will say I'm lying) happened after only 30 seconds. I'm not a screamer but HE made me scream. I couldn't even control my body. I damn near slid onto the floor. I called out my own damn name it was so good. ANYHOE, I decided that I'd have to make sure that all research was done so, for scientific purposes I decided to schedule a second date for later in the day. I mean, he didn't wine me and dine me but he sure knew what he was doing. HOWEVER, that last time, the third time, I squirted. Like, it caught me off guard as hell. Like, I was cramping after that first time but NOW, I can barely hold air. That's how weak I am. You might just see him as a Penguin with a beautiful tuxedo on but, we are in love. Could I be pregnant already???? 🤔😂🤣🤣" —Queen-Goddess

Price: $42.95 (originally $59.95)

4. A trio of kegel power balls so you can train your pelvic floor muscles to become stronger, which therefore means you'll have stronger orgasms. Plus! These vibrate, AKA exercise time will also double as playtime hehe.

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And they're all made of medical-grade silicone, so you don't need to worry about them being made with any funky chemicals!

Promising review: "They are well made from a "nice to the touch material". All three in the set have internal weight motion unlike some sets. This would be a great set to start with at a good price-point. Get your jiggle on." —IslandBoy

Price: $19.95 (originally $22.95)

5. A luxury air-pulse clitoral vibrator since this sophisticated beauty will give you the ~royal treatment~, spoiling you with feelings of suction, pressure, *and* vibration (should your majesty demand it).

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Promising review: "This thing is insane. My wife and I have always been a fan of the Satisfyer Brand toys. She's used one for years, and it's always been great. For our one-year anniversary, I splurged and got her this. First of all, it SCREAMS luxury. The silicone is super soft, and it's a beautiful rose gold. Everything on this is aesthetically pleasing. Second, the POWER is unreal. It's like a race car! My wife can't even turn it up all the way. It's great for right before a session (to get sensitive), or for luxury alone time. I was super jealous (until I found the LELO F1s, that is)!" —A.F.

Price: $74.95 (originally $99.95)

You ascending when your new Satisfyer toy brings you to that soul-shattering *O*:

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Remember! The Satisfyer Prime Early Access Sale only lasts through Oct. 12!

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The reviews for this post have been edited for length and clarity.