1. Whatever You Search Turns Into Ludicrous Slang
2. One Erection
3. The President
4. ‘Imagine’ by John Lennon
Strangely, the lyrics of Kanye West don’t seem to change as dramatically
Luckily they can limit this to 140 characters
6. Fox News
7. Urban Dictionary
It is impossible to understand with or without the gizoogle anyway
8. Taylor Swift
10. Just Putting This Last One Out There
- South Korean President Park Geun-hye has apologized for negligence after lawmakers impeached her over a corruption scandal.
- Donald Trump will remain an executive producer on NBC's "The Celebrity Apprentice" while he's president.
- More than 1,000 Russian athletes — including four gold medalists — have been involved in a doping conspiracy, a new report says.
- Uber finally laid out hard rules for riders: Please, no guns, sex, or barfing 🚗 ❌