Why Wisconsinites Have It All

Apart from the weather, Wisconsin is the greatest place on earth!

BEER!

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Not only do we have beer, we have literally 1000's of types. With dozens of breweries large and small you'll never run out of "Wisconsin Water"

Brats

No, not ill behaved children, they are juicy delicious sausages. Best cooked in beer with lots of sauerkraut.

Cheese Curds

Glorious bits of cheese. Salty, squeeky, and in a variety of flavors.

FRIED Cheese Curds.

The only question you need to ask is "Battered or breaded?"....(battered obviously)

Merkt's

The best cheese spread on the planet, and no its not processed.

Culver's

Custard, Butterburgers, cheese curds, and more. Basically the halfway point between a sit down restaurant and fast food.

Kringle

The pastry for all occasions. Breakfast, dinner, potlucks, eating a whole ring by yourself...its the perfect food anytime.

Oktoberfest

Beer, lederhosen, and parades.

The Dells

Not only do we have the largest waterpark in the country, but the entire surrounding town is essentially the Las Vegas of Waterparks. Beaches? Yeah right.

Mifflin Street

Basically a 10,000 person block party, complete with sponsored entertainment.

Summerfest

The Coachella of the midwest...kind of.

Relaxed Drinking Laws

15 years old and need a beer? Just head down to the bar with your parents. In Wisconsin as long as you're with family its legal to drink at home or in a bar if you're under 21. Don't even think about driving though.

Nature

We have beautiful lakes, rivers, forests, bluffs, and plains.

And Lastly...

This guy lives here.