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Answer Seemingly Random Questions To Find Out What Type Of Undesirable Food You Are

Answer Random Questions To Learn What Undesirable Food You Are

If you were an alien set upon invading Earth and exterminating humanity, how would you do it? 

What organ would you be 

How do you shop?

What skill would you like to steal from  animals

If you were an As-Seen-On-TV product that clearly didn't work what would you be?

What do you fear most

Be ashamed, you supermarket monster. You lurk in a corner of Whole Foods that only the most committed vegans dare venture. No one knows how to cook you and few dare try. On the plus side, you're incapable of molding, but what good is immortality if you must suffer the vast unflinching future alone?

A Bag of Dry Hard Beans

Horrible things come in small packages. Or in this case, spoons. You are a vector of disease, spreading discontent through frat houses and dorms alike. Once you could have been a part of something bigger — like a sandwich, for instance — but it appears that life's lukewarm countertop has condemned you to the compost bin.

A Spoonful of Unrefrigerated Mayo

You are actually a food item, some may even like you. But any with sense will steer clear when your dewy stench seeps through their kitchen. In fact the only reason you ended up there is because someone mistook you for your more delectable counterpart. Just because you made it to someone's fridge doesn't mean you won't slowly thaw in the back corner with month-old takeout.

A Sweet Pickle

What even are you?! Well, maybe you're the little GMO that could. At any rate your declaration of morality raises more questions than answers and nobody likes mystery meat, even if it's vegan.

A Vegan Potato

You were a deity back in the 1950s, but luckily humanity has advanced since then and the world has since deemed you unfit for a salad. You may look cute and fun, but one need only be reminded that you come from horse hooves to make even your most staunch followers gag.

A Bundt Cake of Jell-o

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Answer Seemingly Random Questions To Find Out What Type Of Undesirable Food You Are

A piece of friendly advice for you, words cannot be unread. This is not for the faint of heart — actually, it'd be better if you were completely heartless. If you choose to continue, you will experience a transformative journey and be rewarded with a mildly snarky food item.

Answer Seemingly Random Questions To Find Out What Type Of Undesirable Food You Are

A piece of friendly advice for you, words cannot be unread. This is not for the faint of heart — actually, it'd be better if you were completely heartless. If you choose to continue, you will experience a transformative journey and be rewarded with a mildly snarky food item.

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