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19 Jokes About Water That'll Make You Realise That A Lot More People Are Like You

"Purgatory is stepping in water in the kitchen but feeling too lazy to get another pair of socks."

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Loryn Brantz / BuzzFeed

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My friend Luke didn’t realise until he was an adult that lukewarm was a real temperature, he thought it was just a term his mum used to describe his bath water.

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Hannah Hillham / BuzzFeed

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water is rly that bitch. zero calories, hydrating, home for fish, beautiful in nature, etc. like she did NOT have to go that hard. but she did. and i am grateful

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if she showers in hot ass water chances are she’ll treat you right

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Crystal Ro / BuzzFeed

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nothing more humbling than enthusiastically going to glug some water and just pouring it down yourself instead because you're stupid and a human.

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how do yalls parents let ur bf/gf stay the night? like my mom get’s mad if i have too many water bottles in my room wtf

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Jen Lewis / BuzzFeed

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yall too old to be saying u don’t like vegetables and water

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my body: WATER WATER PLEASE me: you - you want iced coffee??

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Alicia Herber / BuzzFeed

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Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed

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purgatory is stepping in water in the kitchen but feeling too lazy to get another pair of socks

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Maritsa Patrinos / BuzzFeed

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Adam Ellis / BuzzFeed

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Taylor Miller / BuzzFeed

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Water is a drink whose flavor is it’s temperature

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me building up the nerve to ask my waitress for water