1. Suh-weet! The house all to myself.
2. *Wears a blanket as cape*. This is my kingdom.
3. Waiiiiiit, this means I can walk around… pantless?!
4. I'm so thirsty but I can't be bothered to get up.
5. I don’t need a cup. Nobody sees, nobody knows.
6. *Drinks out of the bottle*.
7. The house feels too quiet, I’ll switch the TV on for background noise.
8. *Picks up the TV remote* Ladies and gentlemen, this song is dedicated to the one that got away.
9. You look hAaAaAAAappier, you DOooOO.
10. Hey I sound kinda’ good, I should record this.
11. *Listens back to the recording*.
12. End my suffering.
13. Not sure if I’m bored or hungry.
14. *Eats a family size packet of chips in one sitting*.
15. WHAT WAS THAT SOUND?!
16. This is it. This is how I die.
17. *Grabs the nearest big object*.
18. I can't die pantless. It would be too embarrassing!
19. AGHHHHHHH. You don’t scare me!
20. *Runs up the stairs and swings the object about*.
21. Oh, it was just the wind.
22. *Checks every single room just in case*.
23. Oooh let me glam myself up for no reason.
24. Wow, I actually look decent. Why can’t I look like this when I ~need~ to?
25. Great, now I gotta’ pee so badly!
26. *Pees with the door open*. This is the life.
27. Is there something behind... the shower curtain?!
28. I’m not taking a shower now. We all know what happens to people when they shower home alone.
29. *Runs downstairs so the monster can't get me*.
30. Let’s see what’s playing on the music channel.
31. Oooooh yeah, check out my moves!
32. Who is that at the door?!
33. *Sits still so that they don’t see me*.
34. Oh God, I think they saw me. Act cool.
35. I live on this couch now.
36. *Watches TV until 2 AM*.
37. This is the best thing ever.
38. *Falls asleep on the couch whilst snuggling a blanket*.