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The opposite of ‘ambidextrous’ is AMBISINISTROUS—‘equally clumsy with both hands’.
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my pants are too long and I just tripped on them walking down stairs then rolled down the stairs & people saw, what a day 🙃
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the fact that ariana can dance in heels and i can barely walk barefoot without tripping over nothing
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When you drop your phone face down on the sidewalk so you pick it up like
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I just wanted to say, I really enjoyed your performance in "tripping over nothing and looking back to see what you tripped over"
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me walking in heels
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Best part of my day: Finding a cool new library near me. Worst part of my day: Running into the glass door when I was leaving it, in front of everyone.
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I JUST TRIPPED OVER MY DOG AND TO AVOID FALLING ON HIM I FELL DOWN THE STAIRS HOW GREAT
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I almost died in the shower today. I slipped and my dumbass tried to grab the water
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Just tripped off a curb and fell into a puddle because I was looking at a brownie I was eating. So finals week is going well.