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18 Things You'll Immediately Recognise If You Went To British Primary School

You were only cool if you had scented gel pens.

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1. Going all out on non-uniform day.

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2. You were cool if you had scented gel pens.

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3. Feeling like an absolute BADASS when you got to ring the lunch time bell.

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4. Writing your name with alphabet spaghetti during lunch time.

And maybe some mild "swear" words like "crap".
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And maybe some mild "swear" words like "crap".

5. Shit was a TERRIBLE thing to say.

If only you knew then that it would become a part of your daily vocabulary.
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If only you knew then that it would become a part of your daily vocabulary.

6. And then you'd actually shit your pants after hearing this line.

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7. The bench that only Year 6s got to sit on.

Kneel before me, peasants (a.k.a everyone who wasn't in Year 6).
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Kneel before me, peasants (a.k.a everyone who wasn't in Year 6).

8. But if you're unlucky, you'd have to sit on this part of the bench.

And it frickin' hurts.
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And it frickin' hurts.

9. The "Yes" and "No" eraser which pretty much decided everything for you.

According to my eraser, Sandra fancies Josh.
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According to my eraser, Sandra fancies Josh.

10. The sponge football.

Because they didn't trust us with actual footballs.
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Because they didn't trust us with actual footballs.

11. The playground was filled with Tamagotchis.

Or those Scoubidou strings.
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Or those Scoubidou strings.

12. End of Year 6 meant t-shirt signing.

And some kid (without a fail) always wrote something "funny" on it. Ha. Ha.
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And some kid (without a fail) always wrote something "funny" on it. Ha. Ha.

13. You drew the sun and birds like this.

Don't get me started on the stickmen.
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Don't get me started on the stickmen.

14. Greeting the teacher in a painstakingly slow way.

Almost in a robotic way.
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Almost in a robotic way.

15. Plimsoles.

Say no more.
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Say no more.

16. Everyone wanted you to be in their group if you knew how to do the bubble writing.

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17. Or this.

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18. And finally, the shame of having to stand against the "naughty" wall whilst watching your friends play.

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