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    18 Things You'll Immediately Recognise If You Went To British Primary School

    You were only cool if you had scented gel pens.

    1. Going all out on non-uniform day.

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    2. You were cool if you had scented gel pens.

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    3. Feeling like an absolute BADASS when you got to ring the lunch time bell.

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    4. Writing your name with alphabet spaghetti during lunch time.

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    And maybe some mild "swear" words like "crap".

    5. Shit was a TERRIBLE thing to say.

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    If only you knew then that it would become a part of your daily vocabulary.

    6. And then you'd actually shit your pants after hearing this line.

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    7. The bench that only Year 6s got to sit on.

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    Kneel before me, peasants (a.k.a everyone who wasn't in Year 6).

    8. But if you're unlucky, you'd have to sit on this part of the bench.

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    And it frickin' hurts.

    9. The "Yes" and "No" eraser which pretty much decided everything for you.

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    According to my eraser, Sandra fancies Josh.

    10. The sponge football.

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    Because they didn't trust us with actual footballs.

    11. The playground was filled with Tamagotchis.

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    Or those Scoubidou strings.

    12. End of Year 6 meant t-shirt signing.

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    And some kid (without a fail) always wrote something "funny" on it. Ha. Ha.

    13. You drew the sun and birds like this.

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    Don't get me started on the stickmen.

    14. Greeting the teacher in a painstakingly slow way.

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    Almost in a robotic way.

    15. Plimsoles.

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    Say no more.

    16. Everyone wanted you to be in their group if you knew how to do the bubble writing.

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    17. Or this.

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    18. And finally, the shame of having to stand against the "naughty" wall whilst watching your friends play.

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