1. You will score points with your girlfriend
2. They pick 13 of the country's most attractive women to live in one house
3. Watching Tyra Banks freak out is scarier than any horror movie
4. It will help you feign interest in what women talk about
5. Whitney Thompson
6. Drinking every time Tyra Banks boasts about her career will get you HAMMERED
7. This happens
8. This happens
9. And this
10. And Miss J