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You've been a third wheel to just about all of your friends.
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And hanging out with your parents is no exception.
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Your parents have told you, "Your time will come when you least expect it!"
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Just like your friends have said, "There's plenty of fish in the sea."
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You've lost track of how long your ~dry spell~ has lasted.
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You've deleted and downloaded Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, and just about any other dating app...
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...only to delete and download again a few days later.
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You tend to come on a little ~too strong~ when you actually meet someone who's interested in you.
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You're often placed on the end of a group picture because... well, ya know.
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You've felt cornered at a family gathering (or five) because your relatives ask you if you're seeing anyone.
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You've gotten so used to being single that the thought of dating someone freaks you out because that means a change in routine.
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You freeze when someone asks you, "When's the last time you were in a relationship?"
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And you have a hard time answering, "What do you look for in a significant other?" as well.
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Because honestly, even you aren't sure what you're looking for half the time.
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You freak out when someone hits on you because you literally have no idea how to act.
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You're pretty much oblivious when someone likes you.
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You roll your eyes while feeling jealous when you see another Facebook friend who's gotten engaged.
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Your friends have tried, and failed, to set you up with someone they just KNOW you'd be perfect with.
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So much so that the term "blind date" makes you cringe.
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But hey, being single isn't that bad. You get your big, comfy bed all to yourself!
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You never have to worry about buying your nonexistent significant other gifts for any holiday.
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And your time is just that: YOUR time.
Cheers, fellow single friend!!!!!
