Twitter is known for blessing the world with new joke formats, and recently one of the popular ones has been poking fun at what it's like to date different types of people, by saying: "If you're dating [insert a type of person], you're single to me."
Some of the jokes will make you feel attacked, others might remind you of someone you used to date, but all of 'em are might just make you chuckle.
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if you’re dating a MAN you’re single to me ... whats he gonna do? have bad communication skills and gaslight me?
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if your boyfriend has an android.. ur single to me 😤 tf is he gonna do?? tell me to (1/2) fuck (2/2) off ???
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if ur dating a DJ ur single to me....... what’s TR≣VR gonna do, post a “good vibes only ✌️” tweet?
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if u dating a skater u single to me... tf Jake gonna do, emotionally manipulate me?
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if ur dating the fake sugar daddy in ur dms ur single to me wtf todd48237918 gon do??
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if you’re dating a law student you’re single to me. wtf is 22 | LL.B (Hons.) | ⚖️ | 🇲🇾 ✈️ 🇬🇧 | +44 gonna do to me? tell me about the Donoghue principle? hell yeah I’ll call your girl my neighbour
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if ur dating a touring musician ur single to me... wtf he gna do facetime u??
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if you’re dating a girl below 5’5 ur single to me, tf she gonna do? punch my knees?
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If you’re dating a baby shark, you’re single to me. Tf he gonna do do doo do doo do do
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if you’re dating an aquarius you’re single to me — and prolly to them as well
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if you’re dating someone who dresses like this, you single to me. tf is tame impala gonna do? ghost me?
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if ur dating a dude without a car, you single to me. wtf he gonna do? chase us down the highway in heelys??? LMFAOOO
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If ur dating someone who doesn't like Chipotle ur single to me... what are they gonna do? Make you food at home?
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if u have a boyfriend ur single to me, whats he gonna do? lie and not wash his hands??
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if ur dating a cancer ur single to me. tf they gon do? cry? LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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if u dating someone from film twitter u single to me... tf they gonna do, write a one star ★ letterboxd review about me?
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if ur dating an egirl ur single to me....... what’s ⚔️ 𝔪𝔞𝔡𝔦𝔰𝔬𝔫 ⚔️ gonna do, post soccer mommy lyrics?
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If you’re dating a STEM major you’re single to me. What’s he gonna do? Cry about how many lab reports he has, and tell me how useless my degree is?
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if you’re dating harry potter you’re single to me. tf is he gonna do?? expelliarmus??
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If u dating no one u single to me. Tf no one gonna do? Be??
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if ur dating me, ur single to me. what tf am i gonna do? be emotionally available?