1. This creepy advice for sneakily trying to figure out someone's penis size.
2. This sugary oral sex advice that runs on Dunkin'.
3. This crazy, colorful suggestion.
4. This idea of flirting that sounds like it was written by a prank YouTuber.
5. advice fashion of piece dumb This.
6. This hot tip for making budget breath mints that I'm guessing four out of five dentists would say, "WTF" to.
7. This embarrassingly bad emoji sexting advice.
😘🌀👃🏾 🌀🌘= "I'm going to blow your mind tonight."
🐙😛= "My thoughts are occupied and horny."
🍀💤🌜= "Get lucky later."
💄🚀🌠= "Explosive oral sex later."
🍷🐫= "Drinks followed by two humps."
💋🐢😍 = "Kiss me slowly, sweetie."