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Animal mating habits meet human dating preferences.

This Quiz Will Tell You Which Animal You Should Be Based On The Way You Date

Either you draw romantic interest with your dazzling dance moves, or you’re attracted to those who know how to sway their hips, move their feet, and cut up a rug! That’s why you’d be great as a manakin, the bird that seeks and chooses its mate with a dancing display.

Manakin

You’d fit right in with those crazy shot shooting snails! Snails have both male and female reproductive organs, so they do this thing where they try to shoot/stab each other with a “love dart.” Whoever is stabbed with this love dart gets to fertilize the babies!

Snail

BONOBOS BE HAVING A LOT OF CASUAL SEX! Like, a lot. Seriously, just a ton of casual sex. It’s all super chill, so you wouldn’t experience labels or expectations. In countless situations when disagreements happen or hostility is rising, bonobos use sex to ease the tension and stress.

Bonobo

Bowerbirds don’t just dance to impress their mates, they go the extra mile and build an eye-popping structure to reel in mates. Seems like you’d only attract gold-diggers that way, but hey, some people like to spoil their love interests by showering them with gifts or impressing them with material things, and there’s nothing wrong with that!

Bowerbird

You’re quite the romantic type, which is why you’d fit in great with the rest of the mice, who court mates by singing. They sing these songs at such a high frequency that human ears can’t even hear them! What a beautifully tender way to go about finding love interests.

Mouse

Perhaps you’re the lazy dater who doesn’t feel like making a ton of effort to get out and meet people, instead electing to use dating apps from your bed. This is similar to koalas, who spend most of their time sleeping and eating, but are known to use a call that can be heard from a long distance when seeking a mate.

Koala

The queen bee goes on a mating flight and has like 10, maybe 12 or so mates who deliver millions of sperm that she stores and can selectively release throughout the rest of her life. These drone bees that she hooks up with typically die after mating because his endophallus is torn from his body, so there’s no ex-drama or anything in a queen bee’s life.

Queen Honey Bee

Unlike most animals, wolves are just looking to settle down with their mate for life. That’s right, they’re known for being monogamous and staying with their mate for a lifetime unless one of ‘em dies. This long-lasting animal relationship can provide hope to human hopeless romantics, howlelujah!

Wolf

White fronted parrots are like the cute couple who is adorably affectionate with each other. When they find a mate, they kiss, and it’s not just like tapping beaks, they’ll legitimately use tongue and stuff. So, for those who currently date seeking someone to be cute and make out with, these are your animal relationship goals.

White fronted parrots

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This Quiz Will Tell You Which Animal You Should Be Based On The Way You Date

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