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sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about.
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SUMMER KINDA STRESSES ME OUT BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO BE DOING SOMETHING FUN AT ALL HOURS OR ELSE IM WASTING SUMMER
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You can always count on me to bring my famous recipe of "bag of ice" to your summer cookout.
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summer is real cute until every frickin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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“you traveling anywhere this summer?” me:
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me: I love summer me: *sees first mosquito* me: me: well that’s about it for me then
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summer: wait its midnight alredy?? the sun hasn't even set yet!! lol winter: HOW. HOW IS IT NOT EVEN 8PM. THE SUN SET LIKE 5 DAYS AGO
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Me when I hear BBQ this summer
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Everyone boo’d up this summer and then there’s me...
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me: im gonna do something productive this summer also me:
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Kids: Yay! Summer break! Me: Look at this Back to School Countdown Calendar I’ve created. EVERYBODY GETS ONE!
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Summer is my favorite time of year to wonder where I got all these bruises on my legs.
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My daughter said her English class requires 1,000 pages of summer reading so we went to The Cheesecake Factory and I handed her a menu
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Him: I can’t wait to sit with you and watch the sunsets this summer. Me: Oh that will never happen. Him: Are you breaking up with me? Me: No. It’s just the sun doesn’t set until like 9pm and that’s way past my bedtime.
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Summer is great if you absolutely hate being comfortable and feel the intense desire to drink water until you die
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"This summer, I'm going from overlooked... to overbooked" -me if I were on a reality show
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when it's summer and ur at the pool but you start wondering if any of ur exes thought about you while in hibernation
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Finally getting around to calling all those kids that wrote in my middle school yearbook, "We should hang out this summer."
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Just punched myself in the face trying to swat away a mosquito. Think I'm officially done with summer. Proceed with the pumpkin spice shit.
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I was so excited for summer but now that it's here I'm kinda just like
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This summer, camp counselors all over the country will shine flashlights under their chins and read the headlines.
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What's your favorite part of Summer? Beaches? Feeling the sun on your face? Realizing we're all marching towards imminent death? Ice cream?
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[at the beach, about to get in the ocean] "but i don't want my stuff stolen" *covers it with towel* "ok now it's safe"
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summer is the worst time of the year to turn goth what the shit was i thinking
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get this summer look
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Today is so hot I accidentally liked a picture of it from 2012
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