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    27 Hilarious Tweets About Summer That You'll Feel On A Spiritual Level

    "You can always count on me to bring my famous recipe of 'bag of ice' to your summer cookout."

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    sometimes i call watermelons summer pumpkins and nobody ever knows what im talking about.

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    SUMMER KINDA STRESSES ME OUT BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO BE DOING SOMETHING FUN AT ALL HOURS OR ELSE IM WASTING SUMMER

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    You can always count on me to bring my famous recipe of "bag of ice" to your summer cookout.

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    summer is real cute until every frickin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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    “you traveling anywhere this summer?” me:

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    me: I love summer me: *sees first mosquito* me: me: well that’s about it for me then

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    summer: wait its midnight alredy?? the sun hasn't even set yet!! lol winter: HOW. HOW IS IT NOT EVEN 8PM. THE SUN SET LIKE 5 DAYS AGO

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    Everyone boo’d up this summer and then there’s me...

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    me: im gonna do something productive this summer also me:

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    Kids: Yay! Summer break! Me: Look at this Back to School Countdown Calendar I’ve created. EVERYBODY GETS ONE!

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    Summer is my favorite time of year to wonder where I got all these bruises on my legs.

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    My daughter said her English class requires 1,000 pages of summer reading so we went to The Cheesecake Factory and I handed her a menu

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    Him: I can’t wait to sit with you and watch the sunsets this summer. Me: Oh that will never happen. Him: Are you breaking up with me? Me: No. It’s just the sun doesn’t set until like 9pm and that’s way past my bedtime.

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    Summer is great if you absolutely hate being comfortable and feel the intense desire to drink water until you die

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    "This summer, I'm going from overlooked... to overbooked" -me if I were on a reality show

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    when it's summer and ur at the pool but you start wondering if any of ur exes thought about you while in hibernation

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    Finally getting around to calling all those kids that wrote in my middle school yearbook, "We should hang out this summer."

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    Just punched myself in the face trying to swat away a mosquito. Think I'm officially done with summer. Proceed with the pumpkin spice shit.

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    I was so excited for summer but now that it's here I'm kinda just like

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    This summer, camp counselors all over the country will shine flashlights under their chins and read the headlines.

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    What's your favorite part of Summer? Beaches? Feeling the sun on your face? Realizing we're all marching towards imminent death? Ice cream?

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    [at the beach, about to get in the ocean] "but i don't want my stuff stolen" *covers it with towel* "ok now it's safe"

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    summer is the worst time of the year to turn goth what the shit was i thinking

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    Today is so hot I accidentally liked a picture of it from 2012

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