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    21 Funny 4th Of July Jokes To Laugh At While You Wait For Food To Grill

    "None of my friends will go watch fireworks on the 4th of July. It’s probably because all of my friends are dogs."


    My thoughts on July 4th this year


    Someone told me that they don't have the 4th of July in other countries. Seems kinda stupid to skip from the 3rd to the 5th, but whatever.


    People are saying things like “there’s nothing to celebrate this Independence Day” but lemme remind you: This is the first 4th of July since Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet on 9/11


    Happy 4th of July weekend! Remember if you've been drinking and are going to be using fireworks - make sure someone is getting it on video.



    Thanks to the brave actions of Jeff Goldblum & Will Smith, we can celebrate another #IndependenceDay Never forget.


    None of my friends will go watch fireworks on the 4th of July. It’s probably because all of my friends are dogs.


    So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we're all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire?


    Don't forget to acknowledge the sad, untouched bowl of Ruffles potato chips left on an outside table at whatever 4th of July BBQ you attend.



    July 4th, 1776 British: just saying you're independent doesn't make it true Thomas Jefferson:


    this 4th of july, don’t forget to leave milk and hot-dogs under your flag so george washington will come and leave you a big mac in the morning 🇺🇸🎇🎆🇺🇸



    [buzzfeed 1776] 21 Declarations You Won't Believe!


    it's 4th of july again which means i'll be standing at attention saluting the flag on the taco bell window all afternoon


    Who tryna do this on July 4th


    I won't let my kids turn on the stove, but swinging a flaming hot fire-stick sparkler over their head on the Fourth of July, that's fine.


    most people's 4th of july plans are really just what people do in texas everyday: eat bbq, drink beer and light shit on fire


    what if dogs hate fireworks bc they’re afraid of symbolic displays of imperialism


    ☆。★。☆。★ 。☆。☆ 。★ 。 ★。\|/。★ 100% of firework displays end with someone's mom saying "is that it?" ★。/|\ °★ 。☆。☆ ° ☆。 ☆。 ★。☆ °★


    The Purge, but for people who set off fireworks the 5th of July

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