Buzz·Posted on Jul 4, 201821 Funny 4th Of July Jokes To Laugh At While You Wait For Food To Grill"None of my friends will go watch fireworks on the 4th of July. It’s probably because all of my friends are dogs."by Christopher HudspethBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Marc @MarcSnetiker My thoughts on July 4th this year 06:02 PM - 03 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ratthew @sucittaM Someone told me that they don't have the 4th of July in other countries. Seems kinda stupid to skip from the 3rd to the 5th, but whatever. 08:35 PM - 04 Jul 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Online Participant @SortaBad People are saying things like “there’s nothing to celebrate this Independence Day” but lemme remind you: This is the first 4th of July since Ted Cruz liked a porn tweet on 9/11 02:46 AM - 04 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. andy lassner @andylassner Happy 4th of July weekend! Remember if you've been drinking and are going to be using fireworks - make sure someone is getting it on video. 02:17 PM - 03 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. zay 🐉 @thisisnotisaiah me every 4th of july 11:15 PM - 02 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Michael Clarke @Mr_Mike_Clarke Thanks to the brave actions of Jeff Goldblum & Will Smith, we can celebrate another #IndependenceDay Never forget. 11:30 AM - 04 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Drew @dmc1138 None of my friends will go watch fireworks on the 4th of July. It’s probably because all of my friends are dogs. 12:47 PM - 03 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Just Bill @WilliamAder So, on July 4th, one of the hottest days of the year, we're all going to sit outside of our air-conditioned homes and cook over a fire? 12:08 AM - 02 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5 Don't forget to acknowledge the sad, untouched bowl of Ruffles potato chips left on an outside table at whatever 4th of July BBQ you attend. 06:55 PM - 03 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Ale @__aalee EVERY 4th of July 04:20 AM - 29 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Sutton Coyle @SuttonCoyle July 4th, 1776 British: just saying you're independent doesn't make it true Thomas Jefferson: 08:25 PM - 02 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Casey Moreta @CaseyMoreta this 4th of july, don’t forget to leave milk and hot-dogs under your flag so george washington will come and leave you a big mac in the morning 🇺🇸🎇🎆🇺🇸 01:25 AM - 04 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson @MaraWilson Happy 4th of July 07:27 PM - 02 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. paperwash© @PaperWash [buzzfeed 1776] 21 Declarations You Won't Believe! 10:01 PM - 02 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. chuuch @ch000ch it's 4th of july again which means i'll be standing at attention saluting the flag on the taco bell window all afternoon 05:26 PM - 04 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Gil @_PapoLuca Who tryna do this on July 4th 12:14 PM - 01 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 I won't let my kids turn on the stove, but swinging a flaming hot fire-stick sparkler over their head on the Fourth of July, that's fine. 03:31 PM - 01 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Lana Berry @Lana most people's 4th of july plans are really just what people do in texas everyday: eat bbq, drink beer and light shit on fire 03:11 AM - 04 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. dallas @mixedhunty what if dogs hate fireworks bc they’re afraid of symbolic displays of imperialism 02:34 AM - 03 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Sage Boggs @sageboggs ☆。★。☆。★ 。☆。☆ 。★ 。 ★。\|/。★ 100% of firework displays end with someone's mom saying "is that it?" ★。/|\ °★ 。☆。☆ ° ☆。 ☆。 ★。☆ °★ 01:41 AM - 05 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Erica @SCbchbum The Purge, but for people who set off fireworks the 5th of July 02:49 PM - 05 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite