Food·Posted on Dec 16, 2018100 Hilarious Food Tweets From 2018 That'll Make You Laugh So Hard You'll Burn Calories"Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet that they could make orange juice without oranges."by by Christopher HudspethBuzzFeed Staff, by Pedro FequiereBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Harbhajan Turbanator @harbhajan_singh Burnt 1500 calories today...😁 05:48 PM - 29 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Schola @nigeriaqueenSG By the time I get this bread it’s gone be STALE. IM TIRED. 02:54 PM - 24 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. 𝕛 𝕠 𝕣 𝕕 𝕒 𝕟 ॐ @jcolllis boss: you failed your drug test me: there were poppyseeds on my bagel boss: so what about the weed and amphetamines me: boss: me: it was an everything bagel 07:20 PM - 12 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. bruja @jynxremoving every drink i make is a handcrafted beverage made with care and craft 01:30 AM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyderPHL I'm at a wedding and they went with a Gritty cake, so rest assured that there is ONE thing in this universe that isn't garbage trash https://t.co/OEajyvsNFX 09:46 PM - 13 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Angela Bassett’s missing oscar @CarefreeBlkLady This is the epitome of transferable job skills https://t.co/G6SyveH7UK 05:07 AM - 17 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. jaboukie @jaboukie the class system in the u.s. is people who search food in google maps vs people who search restaurants 05:38 PM - 19 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. thomas @iucipur do y’all light the fire before or after you pour the milk 11:08 PM - 20 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 🦹🏾♂️ @313doe You Toast https://t.co/gxVDpQtFoh 11:33 PM - 24 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. soph @sophsa damn @McDonalds u freaky 08:12 PM - 24 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Ryan Bassil @ryanbassil does....justin bieber not know how... burritos work ? 03:37 PM - 25 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. A$ @AdamStobbart Me leaving a pan to soak after cooking knowing I have absolutely no intention of washing it 02:48 PM - 22 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Mi @remigiomia I went through the chick fil a drive through bawling and the girl asked me if I wanted a chocolate or vanilla milkshake. And I was like no I ordered a sweet tea and she goes “no honey you need a milkshake” Service: unmatched 11:15 PM - 23 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. bahlool the fool @bisc00t here’s a never-ending video of a man distributing rotis to some monkeys. congratulations on making it through today 10:47 AM - 23 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. ahmed ali akbar @radbrowndads You say you love mangos, but do you love mangos as much as the guy i saw ripping one apart for lunch with his bare hands and teeth in a cold New York City park? He was wearing an overcoat and beanie. 06:40 PM - 25 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. a @ItsAhmir THESE COOKIES ARE VERY GOOD TO ME 10:36 PM - 24 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. coconut head @adriennedenaee how you secure the bag after getting that bread... 02:22 AM - 25 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Mina Kimes @minakimes well his name isn't Cookathome Malone https://t.co/XdFw1Id7Wr 12:42 PM - 25 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. "OMILLO" 🌱🌹 @ChampagneOmillo Me: iight fine let’s go get something to eat Her: 12:56 PM - 30 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. adam.the.creator @AdamPadilla When your son Kyle is hungry after motocross practice 05:52 PM - 30 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. meltycanon @meltycanon burger king bought surge back ??? taste like that good battery acid 😎👌🏽 09:33 PM - 30 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Clarkisha Kent @IWriteAllDay_ Pull up, then, Karen. https://t.co/9VJFCp7aXz 03:39 PM - 14 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. ฿ Ø Ø Ⱡ ł ₦ @ITSSJTHEGOD cereal be high af when you good 08:25 PM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Hannah Janae @hannahxxleve so at my school today there was a fight between the chick fil A cows and chickens 😭 just watch please 11:37 PM - 31 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Ⓜ️ @DoubleHMarcus How im walking in on thanksgiving to get my plate 04:46 AM - 13 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. IBBY 🌹 @Ibraaahim_ Me: I need to start saving money Someone: hi Me: you’re right, we should go eat out 10:10 PM - 09 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. #GBTG @ShowOut45 Lmao nobody can say they knew this 11:44 PM - 11 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Michael @mbdalton Lmao nobody can say they knew this 06:36 PM - 14 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. The First To Say “First To Say” @Sergeveli13 i wouldn’t even cook crack in here https://t.co/oqNGyYg2do 01:46 AM - 13 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Fizzy @FizzySodaWave 12:56 AM - 15 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Kevin D. Rome⁶ @AnaQoni_ * breathes heavy * Its a bad mufucka https://t.co/5JhaPLsd3K 08:19 PM - 12 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. CJ from 🐣. @willis_cj U literally did the most to create oatmeal https://t.co/SXk5FnipCe 04:58 PM - 15 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. wicked awesome @rfstellar told him I was taking him out to dinner and he ordered a $250 steak lmao 07:32 PM - 15 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Ry @spinereader why does half of Twitter think they're going to lead a communist uprising when they're too scared to order pizza on the phone 02:56 PM - 14 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. Derrick 🎒 @_ayosworldd this is exactly what McDonald’s sprite taste like https://t.co/ZRsE5NtHd1 02:33 AM - 13 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. JustJude @judebax I'll just leave this here. 07:53 AM - 14 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. BOBBY SMIFF @BobbySmif I went ahead and exposed they ass. 03:43 AM - 15 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. TrapMoneyYene 🇳🇬 @AkanButNoJeezyy Sunny D tastes like someone made a bet that they could make orange juice without oranges. 12:21 AM - 14 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. conner hallmark @connerhallmark Dinner date didn’t go as planned 04:00 AM - 28 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. PrinceTyy👑 @princetyy_ Me: “I’m hungry I’m finna get something to eat” My bank account: 11:00 PM - 27 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. Kayne not Kanye @kaynecaraway I blanked when I got to the counter at Starbucks and said “vodka soda” and she said “huh” and I said “huh” and then we stared at each other until I remembered I was there for coffee. 08:40 PM - 26 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Frank Lotion @702Austin block me if you eat like this https://t.co/gLGlC2Rheu 02:23 AM - 27 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. Skai Jackson ♡ @skaijackson RUN ME MY CHECK https://t.co/fSz7sTG2lu 02:05 AM - 29 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. Jonathan ⚓️ @LowkeyNerdyOG no ice? just freeze some water. https://t.co/YID3kHAJou 05:10 PM - 26 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. Georgia Constantinou @ItsMeGeorgiaC Why is this video sexy https://t.co/15eWI8TS7p 03:10 PM - 23 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. morgan @sexyasthmatic Uni has taught me that if food fits in something, you can eat out of that thing 12:47 PM - 28 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. Sohail @sideofhail I was asked to make a dessert 🦃✌🏽 05:05 PM - 22 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. helen @helen dude: hey u eaten yet? me: no but i’m hungry dude: ight bet! well i have plans catch u later tho? 04:46 AM - 29 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. Calvin @calvinstowell she has a point 04:47 PM - 23 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 50. Simply TC @BienSur_JeTaime How much spinach I start cooking vs how much I end up with. 12:32 AM - 05 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 51. Josh @LoserCrew I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal 11:26 PM - 10 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 52. Gwen @msgwenl I have been vegan for 11 years, but I was pinched by a crab today, and I feel it is only fair that I be allowed to eat one (1) of them as retribution. 09:43 PM - 03 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 53. sarahdactyl @girlnarly [ikea date] him: let’s go check out the beds ;) me: *mouthful of meatballs* they sell furniture here? 11:09 PM - 20 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 54. Jessica @jessnpadron Me at Olive Garden looking at the menu knowing damn well I’m getting Chicken Alfredo 04:35 AM - 11 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 55. Ally @TragicAllyHere I like eating Salt and Vinegar chips because it hurts a little and I feel like I deserve that for choosing to eat chips 11:32 PM - 13 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 56. Ally Gator 🐊 @notacroc Waiter: and for you? Me: *after rehearsing in my head for 15 minutes* the chimney changas 04:51 PM - 15 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 57. Rads (slightly holly, ultra jolly) @FeelingEuphoric torn between getting chinese food for dinner and just fucking dying 10:37 PM - 23 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 58. satomaa @ammazing_ i texted my dad saying “happy monday let’s get this bread”. his response was “i can go to Costco after work”. amazing 04:47 PM - 15 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 59. Ygrene @Ygrene Me: [talking out loud while I write in my diary] today was ok, I just wish I could have eaten more breadsticks Waiter: *sighs* sir would you like more breadsticks 06:38 PM - 25 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 60. gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom *at a restaurant with a baby* separate checks please 06:40 PM - 30 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 61. Lady Lieutenant Columbo 🔎 @TacosChallah My husband and I just sat in our car outside of our house and ate a huge piece of carrot cake because we didn’t want to share it with our kids. 02:04 AM - 15 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 62. David Juurlink @DavidJuurlink My 13 y.o. son told me that when he hits 99 pounds, he wants to eat one pound of nachos on his own so he can be 1% nacho. 12:43 AM - 12 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 63. schmox @IvoryGazelle [inventing the toaster] engineer: Ok it burns the bread if you put it at 4 chief engineer: perfect. Make it go up to 8 08:51 PM - 26 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 64. KENSON #SE4L @kensonguapo Made a sandwich 10 min ago and been looking for it ever since then🤦🏾♂️ I gotta stop smoking😂 08:04 PM - 12 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 65. Bret Turner @bretjturner BEFORE HAVING KIDS: "I am NEVER making separate meals for my children" 4 YEARS LATER: "Let me repeat your order: tri-color pasta (al dente) with butter & cheese on a bed of string cheese on a fairy plate, cup of water with star-shaped ice cubes, yogurt two ways, Cheez-Its." 12:43 AM - 15 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 66. Josh @iwearaonesie [McDonalds drive thru] toddler [possibly drunk] ASK IF THEY HAVE POP TARTS 02:18 AM - 12 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 67. kait⚡️ @krstultz22 good morning, i went to chick-fil-a for breakfast and my total came out to $6.66 so the cashier changed it to 6.26 and gave me a large lemonade for free. the devil works hard but damn do chick-fil-a employees work harder 01:48 PM - 01 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 68. Ted Travelstead @trumpetcake Always carry a potato wrapped in foil to a party. It's a conversation starter: "Ever seen a lion's egg?" A conversation avoider: "Excuse me! Hot hot hot!" A conversation ender: "Just got this cyst removed. Feel how heavy!" Always carry a potato wrapped in foil to a party. 04:13 AM - 23 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 69. Kody @LamboKody Me: “okay I’m done spending money.” Friend: “wanna go eat?” Me: 02:35 AM - 02 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 70. edwin @EdwinBound Saw my ex working at McDonalds and she spit in my drink, acting like I'd be disgusted LMAOOO bitch I ate your ass this aint nothing bon appetite 09:50 PM - 03 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 71. the pan-midwesterner @panmidwest wife: *handing me a bowl of raspberries* we have to eat these before they go bad me: that is true of literally every food 12:55 PM - 12 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 72. Bruh Report @BruhReport “you still eat Scooby-Doo gummies?” me: 02:00 AM - 03 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 73. Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe I dropped a box of spaghetti on the ground and accidentally graduated from Art School. 06:56 AM - 13 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 74. Broke Jack Donaghy @nhwelch Sometimes I just look at pictures of the earth from space and I marvel at how beautiful it all is. 10:29 PM - 24 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 75. Bret Jett @BretJett_ It’s the remix to ignition 05:01 AM - 08 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 76. A. Cole @A5HLINNIC0LE *accidentally eats fruit seed* Friend: Omg you know it’s gonna grow in your stomach??????? 7 yr old me: 05:44 PM - 19 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 77. rachel axler @rachelaxler dough: a bread, an uncooked bread ray: of sun that cooks the bread me: a gal who eats the bread fa: ther also eats the bread so: da bread’s a kind of bread la: vash is another bread tea: a drink. anyway, bread! that will bring us back to dough 11:48 AM - 01 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 78. Valeria. @_valeriaa21 I keep subtitles on when watching netflix cause my fatass cant hear whats going on over the munching of snacks 01:11 AM - 20 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 79. karma pElise @nintendoesnt waitress: i’m sorry your food is taking so long! me: *presses forehead against hers* listen to me. i know it’s not your fault. i love you. i am tipping you 80%. 12:52 AM - 29 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 80. erin. @lilpounndcake the romance I deserve. 04:04 PM - 17 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 81. Terry F @daemonic3 My daughter said her English class requires 1,000 pages of summer reading so we went to The Cheesecake Factory and I handed her a menu 10:09 PM - 01 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 82. hozier rearrange my guts challenge @Hoejabi men: -ugly -gross -cost you ur peace tostitos hint of lime tortilla chips: -beautiful -delicious -cost $3.99 08:49 PM - 29 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 83. Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22 I was going to pay $100/hour to see a psychic, but fortunately I found a huge bag of fortune cookies for $18.50 instead. 04:27 AM - 07 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 84. Beth @mejustbeth Someone in my neighborhood is cooking bacon and now I'm wondering if I should have been more friendly to my neighbors for the last 18 years. 01:41 PM - 30 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 85. Kehlani @Kehlani is it logical to eat pho every day 06:12 PM - 02 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 86. pet mouse @pet_mouse Do y’all eat these popsicles like this? or like this? Fav if u agree 01:59 AM - 01 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 87. ☾︎mom @siurras i just wanna say i am SO thankful for fucking potatoes. they are literally good in any form?? french fries? smack. mashed potatoes? smack. baked potatoes? smack. tater tots? smack. skillet potatoes? SMACK. name a form of potatoes that isn’t good....i’ll wait 06:28 PM - 02 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 88. schmox @IvoryGazelle [inventing the toaster] engineer: Ok it burns the bread if you put it at 4 chief engineer: perfect. Make it go up to 8 08:51 PM - 26 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 89. DJ MARCO UK! @djmarcouk real ones remember this 11:53 PM - 04 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 90. Michael Huntley @mikehuntley63 This is why I chose Cal State Fullerton over Harvard https://t.co/Xh3AALDHqa 09:33 PM - 04 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 91. James Ridgers @englishguy This makes sense and I am shook. 11:50 AM - 01 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 92. Spokesmayne @Spokesmayne My sister brought the Grinch an onion yesterday and I about died 😂😂😂 05:27 PM - 01 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 93. Chantel Houston @ChantelHouston My cat is going through a phase where he doesn’t eat unless I sit with him. 05:31 AM - 30 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 94. David Lunch @digitalbathxvx This is a pro soup account. If you don’t like soup fuck you 01:16 AM - 12 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 95. Faustino Limon Jr @FLJBieber My fatass was drunk last night and had a photo shoot with my McDonald’s hashbrown at 4AM 06:55 PM - 17 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 96. Triple @OG__CJ Whoever invented tacos was in they fuckin bag that day 09:47 PM - 26 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 97. Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues Directions: Allow food to sit for five minutes before consuming. Me: No. 12:52 AM - 14 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 98. Swedish Canary @SwedishCanary Learning to cook watching the Food Network. Today I made a puréed nut spread with a grape reduction on brioche bread... 05:22 PM - 05 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 99. alien *murdering intensifies* skier 👽👽👽 @ClichedOut [ordering from the dollar menu] me: hi i'll have 7 dollars please 01:30 PM - 12 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 100. simply gavin’ a wonderful Christmastime 🎄🎅🏼🦌☃️ @distracdad Whoever is making cheese commercials can save their money. We’re buying cheese and and we’re never going to stop buying cheese. 05:11 PM - 22 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite